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In ancient times, a great evil descended upon /prog/. His mind devoid of knowledge. His stubbornness hard as ice. He came to be called
``FrozenVoid''. FrozenVoid terrorized the board, disrupting its daily anus haxxing, driving away the VIPPER. The board was left in disarray, for FrozenVoid was relentless, he gave the /prog/rider no respite, he never gave his opponent quarter.
Eventually, he left, leaving the board in shambles. Much time passed before /prog/ began to rebuild. Reflourishing, but still weak, it called the attention of roaming bandits, the likes of
tdavis, a deranged OS programmer, who talked to his god. Ancient shitposters awakened, never to return to their slumber. But the worst was to come.
One fateful day, an odd figure came to /prog/, a foreigner. Being able to form only the crudest sentences in English, he rambled about his programs written ``in Lisp'', in truth, Lisp twisted to a horrific, disgusting form. He raved about the Jewish, and how their Set Theory polluted the minds of us all.
He was incessant. He would never stop. Not even FrozenVoid would have matched his onslaught. Whoever stood up to him was quickly overwhelmed or slowly fell to attrition. There was no stopping of him. Soon, his posts would dominate the board, little left being found between the crevices of his tireless rambling.
Many of us left a dying /prog/, a battlefield for shitposters to outdo each other in shoddiness and malice. When we returned... it was a little better, but still that, mostly.
So that's it. We talk about whatever now, feel free to troll yourself silly.
Make a social justice thread or something. Grab your dick, if you have one.