/prog/ - this all you need and should only use

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 23:04

C
Haskell
ASM
Lisp
Perl
Python
D

and for web bullshit, HTML5/CSS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 23:16

0/10 would not fuck

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 23:50

i agree except haskel, lisp, perl and d aren't needed either, asm, c, python, html + css are enough to make the world move

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 1:04

Remove python and the list is fine. D is the next thing to go.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 1:59

stop sageing my thread you asshole chinks

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 2:03

>>4

D is what C would be if it was OO

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 2:16

Asm is not an acronym.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 4:14

Assembler Sans Macros.TTF

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 4:50

>>6

ANSI-C is what C would be if it was OO¹

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^{1. www.cs.rit.edu/~ats/books/ooc.pdf}}

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 5:30

>>9
Shalom! Autist!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 5:44

>>1
Perl
People like you are what's wrong with the world. You might as well include PHP in your list.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 6:47

i kinda agree with OPs list.

>>11
Php is shit. Perl is not. it's a great tool for sysadmin tasks, and portable most of the time. It's really the duct-tape or programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 6:48

>>12
s/or /of /

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 6:53

>>13

what? you baka

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 6:55

>>14
i blame society and touch screens keyboards

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 7:13

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 7:24

Remove Python, Perl, and D. Replace Lisp with Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 8:00

Why does nobody want Perl in that list? I wouldn't want to write system scripts in anything else listed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 8:34

>>17
D is an amazing language. Get fucked.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 9:14

>>1
and for web bullshit, HTML5/CSS
why should i be making web bullshit, fagstorm?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 9:26

I know CSS is Turing-complete but how the fuck am I supposed to practically write a “web bullshit”? Y'all can't program static markup.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 9:40

>>18
Because we all know that Perl often leaks and ends up being used for writing actual programs, and then you are faced with a program written in an incredibly shitty language.

Yes, I've programmed in Perl, for months, before you say that I haven't tried it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 9:51

>>21
python. perl if you don't want to throw it away.

you can write web shit even in haskell though but it's silly

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 9:52

>>22
So it's Perl's fault that idiots decide to use the wrong tool for the job?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 9:57

>>24
Perl is presented as an application programming language nowadays, and for as long as I can remember. As a web language, as a language for large-scale data processing. Well, on the latter you might have justification, but seriously, it has and will escape the realm of shitty one-shot scripts. And nobody wants to deal with that. Hell, nobody wants to deal with those.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 10:11

>>25
That's still not a fault with the language itself, more the Perl community.Even as a 15 year old I understood the limitations of the language. But I doubt everyone did, so they decided to use Perl was their hammer.
As an aside, Perl rose to being ‘the’ web server language when the notion of a dynamic website was still in its infancy, and nothing was particularly 'large-scale'.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 13:16

>>18
Your incompetence shouldn't be anyone else's problem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 13:58

>>27
That doesn't make any sense. I never said I was unable. Just unwilling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 14:49

>>22

I used perl to parse Openstreetmap XML data to get all the bars in the world. You can choose out of dozens of object oriented systems, a couple of functional systems, aspect oriented, event driven and what more. Enough to be able to write maintainable applications. Only most perl programmers are still living in the 70's. Perl is like PHP: If you don't have discipline use something different. It is incredible easy to fuck everything up. That is not in the sense of pointers that shoot you in the foot, but on a much higher level.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 20:48

s/HTML5/HTML4.01/g

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 21:23

OP is going to get nailed hard in two years when none of those languages will be allowed to run on js hardware

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 21:43

>>31
we will write interpreters in javashit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 22:06

>>31
I want to nail your ass hard, Shlomo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 22:16

*grabs loosely typed dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 0:14

Dick dick = new Vagina((new Surgery(BOTCHED));

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 1:54

((new A))
fuck

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 8:14

>>1
Actually, just
ASM
Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 9:37

HTML5/CSS
Until someone makes a Sexpcode browser.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 9:54

>>38
Working on it as we speak.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 13:15

>>39
Hurry up. please.

this all you need and should only use

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