/prog/ - Need advice

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:10

I'm a black guy who recently discovered his inner goth. The only problem is I want to embrace it, I don't feel like I'm goth I feel like I'm a poser. Please tell me what can I do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:18

Become a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:31

>>2
This. I can totally attest to its benefits. You gain a 10% gain increase in trade, +2 to intelligence and access to a vast array of contacts, for a paltry -2 charisma loss.

Obviously bad if you want to be TV show host, but otherwise very advantageous.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:48

Go and learn about ye old gothic art..
oh wow, dejavu ^^
googling gothic art returns all this stupid modern dark edgy images... it's not even..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Reconstruction_of_the_temple_of_Jerusalem.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_art#Gothic_art

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:50

>>4
http://boards.4chan.org/b/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:51

Pillage European cities. Afterwards, settle there a act as though you had always lived there. It worked well enough for the original Goths.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 19:54

>>1-3,6
fagshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 20:36

Have you prayed to the Prince of Darkness yet? If not, then you need to find (steal, do not buy) a goat and draw a pentagram on the ground. Sacrifice the goat and pledge your soul to Lucifer.

Here's a good site to get you started (oddly hosted on Angelfire (perhaps an Angel ON fire?)) http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/HOME.html .

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 20:37

Or you could add an extra vertex to the pentagram and invoke JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 21:00

>>5
>implying /b/ has taste for such things

well, if you're just going to wear all black clothes, black make-up, and listen to some shitty dark music.. well shit i may just call you edward the emo ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 21:15

here's an idea.. Just dress in all white (preferably as close to robes / baggy cotton), play loud pop music from a boom-box on your shoulder (also painted white / or better bright colours), and then follow the 'goths'/'emos'/'vamps'/'tards' around.. ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 21:23

They'll either love it or hate it..
and if they hate it, it's only because your stealing all their attention ;) so just laugh it off..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 21:48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSy0QngEFpM ?
LAND OF THE GIANTS ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 21:50

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT THERE IS GONNA BE A JAILBREAK

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 22:09

>>10
Fuck off back to the imageboards with your ``implying'' bullshit, fagcock.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 2:22

>>8
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And Satan also endorses the ASPCA and hates puppy mills! What a swell guy!

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