[challenge] facial recognition software

10 BTC will be awarded to the contestant who writes the best facial recognition software that detects Jews, preferably ``in Lisp'' but not as a requisite. Must have >70% success rate. Code shall be submitted with a receiving address.

Contest ends Apr 30, 2013, at which point submissions will be evaluated by the benefactor(s) of said 10 BTC.

This thread made me realize /    / is not shit. It's just the post rates.

The shitposters/spammers usually have a fixed combined post rate of ~15 posts/day, but the regular posters have a wildly low post rate. The regular posters aren't even special people or experienced EXPERT PROGRAMMERS but they manage to make /    / amusing in (sometimes) unusual ways.

To summarize it all, we need you to [b][o]POST[o] MORE[/b].