[challenge] facial recognition software

10 BTC will be awarded to the contestant who writes the best facial recognition software that detects Jews, preferably ``in Lisp'' but not as a requisite. Must have >70% success rate. Code shall be submitted with a receiving address.

Contest ends Apr 30, 2013, at which point submissions will be evaluated by the benefactor(s) of said 10 BTC.

>>48
Please, tell me where the hyperbole is, and how >>46 is clearly not aimed at >>45. Or is >>44 supposed to be hyperbole? I don't see how “literally 14 years old” is supposed to not be taken, uh, literally.