/prog/ - jQuery & coffeescript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 4:30

is jQuery and coffeescript kosher?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 4:42

you wanna eat them?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 5:11

I like jQuery. It gets shit done fast. I use it for DOM shit when lazy, though.

Name: .scm 2013-02-25 5:24

Guile‽

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 5:48

Stick to javascript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 5:56

jquery is bloated shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 6:18

>>6
with ugly syntax

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 6:35

Jquery is a MONAD.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 9:41

Yes, all the flavors of Javascript are kosher.

Please enjoy your kosher goyim control tool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 9:43

>>9
I did not ask for goy opinion, they are worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 10:41

>>10
I'm not a goy you dumb goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 10:45

>>11
Of course you are, Nikita. Otherwise you would have a job and a girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 11:30

Javashit

Name: Rabbi Chaim Goldstein 2013-02-25 11:33

>>12
I'm not the dumb raghead, you dumb goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 12:08

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 12:21

>>15
Check what, non-dubs goy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 16:55

>>16
Check these trips

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 18:23

>>17
What trips, stupid fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 22:09

>>9
can you explain further on that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 3:39

>>19
He's saying that all flavours of JavaScript are done by Jews to enslave the Gentiles.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 17:33

>>18
I'm talking about...

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 17:34

>>18,21
THESE.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 22:08

>>20
yes, i understand that they were created by jews but, how is javascript a control tool?
i know media is, and abrahamic religions too, but javascript?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 22:26

>>23
Yes. By tricking goyim into developing for Jewish controlled platforms such as web browser, they're effectively controlling them and making the goyim control easier for the Jews, since social media and all the start-up matter is made mostly by goyim in order to control goyim.

Also, making the goyim latch to a programing language with terribly designed constructs and an anal-prolapsed type system is something that has been done by Jews before. Namely, PHP.

Al-Comrad Nikita will be proud to post the list of Jews in computer science in order to prove their role in the control of the Jews using means other than the direct control of media.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 22:28

>>23
Facebook has tons of Javashit. Zuckerberg is not a goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 22:32

>>23
The ``Web 2.0'' is full of Jews. Of course, the shitternet wouldn't be what it is now without Javashit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 23:48

>>24
>>25
>>26
but i use jquery on my work!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 2:55

>>23,27
Then you suck. If it is not Scheme, it is shit.
Mandatory:
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https://brendaneich.com/2008/04/popularity/
https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 7:42

>>28
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:06

I think javascript is an ok tool. It could be worse... just imagine all those scripts written in VBA... yuck

Even so, my /prog/ clone will have no javascript at all. I'll be waiting until browsers share a decent VM where you can choose any language to develop in.

It sucks that using Websockets still requires you to use javascript to open the connection. A special tag would have sufficed

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:19

>>30
ECMAScript is not an OK Tool. Guile, awk, and NekoVM are better script interpreters than V8. People still use broken ActionsScript and JavaVM on machines to run propriety applications since they are forced to. Do your best to force them to use better tools. My clients _sites_ are all in gopher, they do not suspect anything, since browsers run gopher just fine.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:27

>>31
Is not that bad, look at all the fantastic tech built over javascript. The worse of all is the tyranny of javascript, though. We should have choices. Real choices, not just translators from X to javascript. And i'm not even talking about an option like Dart, but a real general purpose Virtual Machine specification for all browsers to agree upon.

That gopher thing sounds interesting. Can you give a link for examples of the tech you mentioned?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:29

>>32
look at all the fantastic tech built over javascript.
Businesses managed to make money using COBOL. That doesn't make it a good language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 9:05

>>32
ParrotVM, NekoVM, LLVM, LuaJIT, etc...

E.g.:
http://gofish.sourceforge.net/

Also, thank you for mentioning tyranny. The word you are looking for is called plutocracy.

PS
I like Goscher the best

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 9:25

>>34
>NekoVM

cute!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 9:54

>>30
I think javascript is an ok tool. It could be worse... just imagine all those scripts written in VBA... yuck
Much better than Javashit. Really.

>>32
Is not that bad, look at all the fantastic tech built over javascript.
Niggers and Jews are not that bad, look at all the amazing stuff they have worked on.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:19

>>35
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>OMG SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII XDDD ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:02

>>37

baka inu

kitties are cute

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:07

>>38
yess kittie cute but weeboo=shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:13

>>39

why do you care of weaboos when you can care of something cute

personally i like the only trait of japanese - they like cute things

jQuery & coffeescript

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2 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 4:42

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 5:11

4 Name: .scm 2013-02-25 5:24

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