/prog/ - For the future

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 0:44

Please put a logic bomb in every piece of software you write to detonate in 10~15 years just in case machines take over

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:12

Please put a genetic bomb in every piece of goy you write to detonate in 10~15 years just in case goys take over.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:34

The machines will write their own software, so it would only work if the logic bomb went off before the singularity was reached.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:42

i doubt any piece of software i use will be in use in 10-15 years ><

bawww, you just made me sad

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:47

>i write
*fixed*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 4:05

As an idea, let infest php.net with code snippets, which alone are rather safe, but together form exploits. They don't understand code anyway, these brutal copy-and-paste programmers. This would be beneficial to all of us.

They are many examples on the site:



<?php 

   function tempnam_sfx($path, $suffix) 

   { 

      do 

      { 

         $file = $path."/".mt_rand().$suffix; 

         $fp = @fopen($file, 'x'); 

      } 

      while(!$fp); 



      fclose($fp); 

      return $file; 

   } 



   // call it like this: 

   $file = tempnam_sfx("/tmp", ".jpg"); 

?>

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 5:48

>>6
I thought PHP was dying?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 5:59

>>7
What is taking its place? LISP?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 6:15

>>8
RUBY ON RAILS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 6:39

>>1 point taken
Don't worry though, octave is an interpreted language ^^

Name: >>10 2013-02-24 6:59

hmm.. but will that be enough..? ;D should be for now i think

dynamic loops are to be implemented programatically

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 7:52

2nd module (draft)



function retur = execModule(softCore, instruct, retur);

for(iter = 1:size(instruct,2));

  instruct{iter}

  eval(instruct{iter});  

  endfor;

["ok"]

whos

for(iter = 2:size(softCore,2)-2);

  softCore{iter}

  eval(softCore{iter});  

  endfor;

whos

eval(retur);

endfunction;

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 8:29

>>7

PHP is dead, except for designers, which think you can be a PHP wizard. Whatever that is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 12:05

>>12
nobody cares about your shitty academic interpreted languages ^^ fagshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:21

>>14
man you must be soooooooooooooooooooo jelly

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:25

>> can you even code? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:34

simple execmod infinite (instruct) loop (obviously not very useful in itself.. just a demo)



execmodule({"iter--;"},{},{})

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:50

other tricks..? i'm going to need 'em =)



execmodule({}, {"iter++; softCore = instruct{2};", softCore}, {});

multi-line eval, with softcore stored in instruct{2} (nested cell), + instruct{2} eval bypass ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 1:02

..oh wait that doesn't work yet =) cheeky octave

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 1:04

problem can be seen by



for(iter = 1:10)

  iter = iter+1

  endfor

Still doing 10 iterations..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 1:19

>>13
>PHP wizard

i conjure the spirits of html tags with my invocations! :3

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 2:09

>>21
Don't joke with that, I tried it and did summon a dick inside my butt.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 3:17

>>22
i hope you have enjoyed it, if not you need more practice

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 3:34

>>22did you check that it did does work22<<

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 10:35

>>13
but m-muh wordpress! Muh CMS! Muh scarable turkey solutions!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 11:22

>>25
Muh intentional misspelling! Muh autism!

For the future

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 0:44

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:12

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:34

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:42

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:47

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 4:05

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 5:48

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 5:59

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 6:15

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 6:39

11 Name: >>10 2013-02-24 6:59

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 7:52

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 8:29

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 12:05

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:21

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:25

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:34

18 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 0:50

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 1:02

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 1:04

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 1:19

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 2:09

23 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 3:17

24 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 3:34

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 10:35

26 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 11:22