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Coffee

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 21:17

Is true that to be a expert programmer do you have to drink lots of coffee?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 22:49

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY 420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 1:32

IS DIET MTN DEW A REASONABLE EQUIVALENT?????

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:23

Packaging is irrelevant.  I just eat caffeine with a spoon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 2:39

>>4
phew, looser who takes caffein oral. i sniff it

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 3:38

http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/000000/00000/1000/300/1387/1387.strip.gif

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 3:41

>>1
Nah. I reached that level probably around a year ago and I don't drink any coffee

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 5:48

>>6
What the fuck kind of URL is that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 10:22

>>6,8
ENTERPRISE URL ARCHITECTURE

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 15:35

I can only work if I am submerged in a tub of molten caffeine

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 5:48


The Secret To Learning Consciously And Naturally : http://www.finerminds.com/mind-power/learning-consciously-naturally

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 11:25

>>8
In case Dilbert ever reaches a billion comics, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 11:46

                        `
>2013
>reading Dilbert

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 13:06

I became an EXPERT PROGRAMMER by reading SICP everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 13:08

>>14
Reading SICP is not a mundane experience.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 14:17

>>10
I cannot concentrate unless I am inhaling caffeine plasma

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 21:47

>>3
If Mountain Dew contains enough caffeine to affect you in any way, you clearly aren't consuming enough.

>>10,16
Seriously though, free coffee is up there with the 40 hour work week. I don't care how bad it is as long as it's available.

>>6,8,9,12
It's to deter scraping.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 21:58

coffeescript? more like coffeeshit

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 22:23

>>18
CoffeeScript introduces more problems than solves.

While JavaScript already has more than one way to do it:
if (C) {T} else {E}
C ? T : E
(C && T) || (!C && E)

CoffeeScript bloats it even more:
T if C
if C then T else E

if C
  T
else
  E

switch
  when C then T
  else E

JavaScript had just true and false, but CoffeeScript has true, yes, on, false, no, off. CoffeeScript also adds @ as alias for this, and a special operator `in`.

and of course you can do arithmetics in strings, just generate more confusion:
Shit + Crap # does this code works with numbers or strings?

Finally, CoffeeScript has this faggy hipster forced indentation of code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 22:38

Always wondered if this would work:
>>>/prog/1363820330

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 22:44

>>20
Go the fuck back to the imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 22:45

>>20
It didn't.

https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1363820330

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-21 23:44

>>21
There's no problem with coming from 4chan. The problem is importing memes from there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 11:58

>>21,23
This is /prog/
You must the Shitchan source before you post
NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-22 16:40

I'm having a coffee right now lol
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