>>11
Wow, what an asshole. http://ebaumstein.com I could write a small, humble snippet about myself, but that's not really my style. After all, I've trained at chess with grandmasters. I ferociously pushed my soccer team to defeat the entire LA valley, and I founded the best damn robotics team in the world. We single handedly beat an entire continent, and consistently curbstomped the #1 ranked team in the world championship elimination rounds every year. Then I owned ten AP's and got into my top choice, Berkeley, through an application I bs'ed in one night. At Berkeley I assembled a formula racecar engine in a day, created and instructed the most popular student-taught course, and led a team of coders in charge of hundreds of campus servers and tens of thousands of students. Within a few months of teaching myself coding basically overnight, Yelp hired me as a contractor. As much as I was doing, it was never enough. Have you ever been to a Berkeley coop or a glow-in-the-dark-paint party? I have, twice a month every month. I've brought life to everything from a party, to a robot, to a campus-wide glow-in-the-dark capture the flag team. Then i dropped out and built ten unique complete soft-launched startups in the social network, political outcome, realtime engine, html5 3d game, mobile messanging, geolocation and restaurant markets, each with a different cofounder. Following that, I dominated hackathons to the point that I usually won if the judges believed my project was really built in 24 hours, which they sometimes did, such as the 2012 winter angelhack SF. Paul Graham coined me a 'Wozniak' upon hearing of my feats, and I became the technical advisor for my VC buddy, Raymond Tonsing.
>>1
Is it known who the woman is, by the way? That picture has been making the rounds since it was taken twelve years ago, but I don't think she's ever been identified.
>>14 Paul Graham coined me a 'Wozniak' upon hearing of my feats
Yeah, getting hired by Yelp and founding a couple startups that nobody's ever heard of is right on par with co-founding the most valuable company in the world.
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Anonymous2013-02-21 23:22
>>20 the most valuable company in the world.
You mean the most vile, money-grubbing, freedom-hating, customer-deluding company in the world?
>>29
it resembles something that should be in the barn rather than the tool shed
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Anonymous2013-02-24 3:30
>>30
ERIC FUCKING RAYMOND
ERIC FUCKING RAYMOND
Look at that pimp.
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312013-02-24 3:31
He's there talking about lambda calculus, imps, spaceships, and all that other stupid shit while everyone else is going DUHHHHHH RAWWWWK AWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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eric raymond2013-02-24 3:36
ya don't wanna git a sharp case fer ya compooter cuz ye'll cut yer hands off, and ya don't wanna rush da foreplay wit ya lover else she'll shove a dildo in yer butt. BANG BANG! YEEEE HAWWWW!
If you want to implement a standard like fetchmail did, great, everyone can work on different standards or different parts of the standard.
If you want to make something for which no standard exists, people will just bitch and bicker about what direction it should take and what features it should have. This happens enough with standards-conforming software already.
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Anonymous2013-02-24 19:40
>>36
why your c compiler not got a roller coaster? u a noob?