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Wow, what an asshole. http://ebaumstein.com I could write a small, humble snippet about myself, but that's not really my style. After all, I've trained at chess with grandmasters. I ferociously pushed my soccer team to defeat the entire LA valley, and I founded the best damn robotics team in the world. We single handedly beat an entire continent, and consistently curbstomped the #1 ranked team in the world championship elimination rounds every year. Then I owned ten AP's and got into my top choice, Berkeley, through an application I bs'ed in one night. At Berkeley I assembled a formula racecar engine in a day, created and instructed the most popular student-taught course, and led a team of coders in charge of hundreds of campus servers and tens of thousands of students. Within a few months of teaching myself coding basically overnight, Yelp hired me as a contractor. As much as I was doing, it was never enough. Have you ever been to a Berkeley coop or a glow-in-the-dark-paint party? I have, twice a month every month. I've brought life to everything from a party, to a robot, to a campus-wide glow-in-the-dark capture the flag team. Then i dropped out and built ten unique complete soft-launched startups in the social network, political outcome, realtime engine, html5 3d game, mobile messanging, geolocation and restaurant markets, each with a different cofounder. Following that, I dominated hackathons to the point that I usually won if the judges believed my project was really built in 24 hours, which they sometimes did, such as the 2012 winter angelhack SF. Paul Graham coined me a 'Wozniak' upon hearing of my feats, and I became the technical advisor for my VC buddy, Raymond Tonsing.