Noob programer that wants to be pro-gr8-mer

Please give me good advice to learn the art of computing programing, I thanks you from the bottom bottom of my heart heart.

Thanks very much, please no troll or spam for more thanks （´・ω・｀）

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Python will poison your soul as the beast it is.  Haskell will change the nature of programming. In the future only pure mathematicians can program. It will purify the world.

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