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tfw no gf

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:08

;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:18

useful advices from the master of swag:

>Too many hackers seem to feel they're doomed from the opening
>scene of the mating game. Fortunately, picking up potential
>partners is a learnable skill. Even if you find that sexual
>tension reduces you to a tongue-tied clod or a babbling twit,
>there are steps you can take to get better at it.

>The first, most important thing for you to know is this; women
>can smell fear -- and they run away from it. When you're
>trying to pick up a girl, whether it's for a one-night stand
>or because you think she might be the love of your life, the
>most powerful thing you can do is to be unafraid of either
>failure or success.
>The flip side of this is that self-confidence is your best
>friend. As we discussed in How To Be Sexy, women can smell
>self-confidence too -- and they go for it like cats for
>catnip. It doesn't much matter exactly why you're
>self-confident; it could be because you're an alpha male in
>some hierarchy, or it could be because you've encountered the
>woman in a setting where you are functioning at your best and
>you know it, or it could even be because you just took the
>right recreational drugs.

>"But Eric," I hear you ask, "I'm a beta male, and I'm standing
>around at some stupid party, and I am neither tipsy nor
>stoned. How do I become self-confident enough not to smell of
>fear?" I can answer in two words: fake it.

this is a must read for the seasoned /prog/rider: http://www.catb.org/esr/writings/sextips/pickup.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:23

>>2
but i dont wan tto be self confident or even fake self confidence
i want to be a pathetic loser

>tfw no gf who wants a pathetick loser

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:49

TFW NO LE GFD
FUCK U GUISE
I HOPE U AL GET BRAIN ANEYURSUM
FCUKKKKKKUCKCUUUUCKUCKUDCKDCUKCKUCFUKCF
I WISH I COULD FLY AMONG TEH STARZ

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:50

>>4
stop le mocking me i am ze french

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:51

I KNOW U R READING THIS TEKST RIGHT NOW AND MASTURBATGN
I KNOW U R DISTRUBUTED EGO
I agree w/ u guys N O I SONT OI am TEH fokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkken FAGGGGGGGGGIRT NOW LELE LEEEELLLLLLLLLLRFASZ WiTH ME OR BE AVUACUMUMU CLEANED

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:53

<<<<<<<<5
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DSYA TO THAT LEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:56

go FUK a DUK U PISS SAUSAGE WAT U SAYTO DAT
IMMA CHARGEN MAH LAZ0R
LULZ
I AM LE EGO PROJEKTION
LULULULULUL
TROLLED LOL EMFG I WAS ONLY PRETENDING 2 B RETARTET
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
U GUYS R NIGRAFAGETS THATS RITE NIGRAFAGETS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:58

>cover youre face in shit and curry
>go to job itw
>spealk like Apu
>get job
>?????
>profit

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:59

MY KOK SHOOTS LASERS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:02

>>9
OMFG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO RANDUM LELELELELELELELELELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSXIXNXZOOOOOOO8WH93H39AHTA9HTAT
I AM ODDYYDSS ORSSO
I AM SOORY
LEMON KEY FACE/B/OOK
KOOK SAGSUAGEG BANDIT
ASNGRY INTERNET AUTIST

 IWISH u CUD PuT MY ANUS STIMULATNT AOouT
COCKFACEFUFCKER

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:03

SATAN BURN MY FACE OFF PLEASE

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:05

WHERE CANNOT I EVEN PISS PLACE SHITSTAIN CUNT PAPER MANIFETSATION ROLL

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:06

This is a nigger's world, this is a nigger's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a white or a chink
This is a nigger's, a nigger's, a nigger's world

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:11

>>14
STOP TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME
ITZ NOT FUNNEH U KITTEH
>IMPLYINH U HAVE WATCHED MOAR THAN 40 ANIME
DO U HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD MY DIKK IS?
ITZ SO HARD THAT IT DECUNTSTRUCTS THE INHERENT CONCEPT OF EXISTENSE AT THE PASSWORD NIGRER LEVEL

ROOT PERVASIVE PHASE TRANSITION'D
GET UR GIRAFE FASE OF MY PROG\\/ OR I WIL PUNC MY OWN BALS
U STUPID cUNt MAN dUDE

Name: Milhouse 2013-02-17 18:15

Can I be a meme now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:16

>>16
STOP FUKCING DOWNVOTING MY THREAD
DO YOU ANY IDEA WHO YOU SPEAKIGNTO??

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:23

UPBOATED
ADNMD MIKHOUSE FUK OF
U PIG DISGUSTING GAIJAN ANIMATED

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:35

LEL GUISE HOW DO I ACCELERATED PACKED NEURAL INTERNET
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
AND HEAT UP MY TRANSISTOR GATES
DEFYING LOGIK ITSELF, I OVERKLOK MY ANUS

LELELELELEL LOL!!!! ROFL XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:42

WHAT DO WE WANT? LEAH'S ASS!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? TITS!!!
WHAT DO WE WANT? LEAH'S ASS!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? TITS!!!
WHAT DO WE WANT? LEAH'S ASS!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? TITS!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:51

<>><>20
SHE DOES LOOK PRETTY BITCHY \B\RO
WD TOTALY BE SLAVE ADN FUKK TOY
THEN AAGAIN I WD BE ANYONS SLAVE ADN FUKK TOY

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:56

LEAH UIS MAH BITCH NOW
U JELLY FAGGOYTS>??
>MY LEL FACE WHEN YOUR A BUNCH OF LOOSERS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 18:58

>2
2
IJMPLYIGN I GIVE A FLOATING FCK

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:25

>>22
I give a floating fuck about your doubles!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:35

>>2
I was really, really hoping this was a parody.

Jesus Christ, esr.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:44

the truth is:

Women are not that hard. As with any science, practice.

Do it even if you need to start with fatties (they need love too ;) ).

Also, alcohol helps A LOT. I'm not saying that she has to be wasted, just a little "touched" is enough.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:50

>>2
ERIC RAYMOND

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 22:28

>>25
No, the advice it gives is sound. Emotion and action form feedback loops: actions can influence your emotions and your emotion can influence your action. That being said, why am I responding in a non-programming thead, all of us should return to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 22:39

I'd rather die alone than act like an overconfident piece of shit.  I know my boundaries, and I know that every thing I say, think or do has a probability of being wrong.  Denying that would be insanity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 22:41

PUAs are human garbage. They're high-functioning autists that aren't even bright enough to pass as high-functioning autists.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 23:30

>>30
Regards,
A master in social interaction and psychology.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 0:52

>>31
I pass very well as a high-functioning autist, TYVM.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 1:24

pass as my high functioning autistic dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 1:43

>>32
Don't pass too much! Your anus might prolapse!

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