HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

Hey /prague/, give me ideas for a final project for a computer engineering bachelors degree.

Bonus points for:
.NET
Java
Mobile and embedded computing
dem Clouds

I'd prefer:
In C
In linux

GO

Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.