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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 10:20

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>install vim
>try to click somewhere to insert text
>doesn't work
>uninstall


wow it really is a "powerful" and "customizable"

thanks nerds

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 10:26

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 10:30

No. This a shitty troll. It just won't do. Study more, try to create some actual and faux controversy. For reference, look for GC-related posts here, or some trying to undermine functional programming on the net.

Here's an showcase of the works of master troll: http://www.reddit.com/u/Qwe1234


Note that gratuitous flaming and fallacy are intermixed with actual conviction. That's a way to craft truly inspired troll posts.

adequacy.org also provides some good forms of trolling, even if it's too overt most of the time.

Try harder, and show us your work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 10:44

>>3
GC?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 10:45

>>3
I personally liked http://www.reddit.com/user/KILL365 the most.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 11:03

I've always pictured qwe1234 as an angry FORTRAN programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 11:33

Am I the only one who's not familiar with Reddit?

Name: >>3 2013-02-14 12:02

>>7
Possibly. Anyway, you can read the programming-related posts and their surrounding context by just CTRL-F'ing "programming" and then hitting the "context" link, and read his works. They can be quite entertaining.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 12:06

>>1
You have to create special file called .vimrc where you write set mouse=a, and then when you start vim you have to finish the program startup by pressing i.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 13:59

he doesn't read the manual

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 14:26

Watch out, I just got me some dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 14:34

>>10
imbecilic /g/ shitstain

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 15:17

I had that exact feel when trying le GNU/Linux for the first time.
>rageface.jpeg

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 15:52

Pretty sure this is default behaviour in gvim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 15:53

>>1
have you ever used arrow keys dude?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 15:58

I always used the arrow keys instead of hjkl in NetHack, and I only found out ten minutes ago you can move diagonally.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 16:13

>>1
Imbecilic /r/Reddit fa/g/shit. Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 18:16

>>5
I like that his link karma is so high. Redditors really don't understand when people are making fun of them.

In related news, Reddit started accepting donations in buttcoins today. Officially beyond parody.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 21:04

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 6:14

>>17
fuck u

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 6:16

>>20
STOP NECROMANCING SPAM THREADS, GOY.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 7:35

>>4
he's talking about gamecubes

enemy of your freedumb

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 9:24

Vim is a bad operating system. Get a real OS like emacs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:43

unix tards and gnu tards expect you to read and memorize thousands of pages of documentation, instead of making things easy to use.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:49

>>24
Easy to use in what context? And the presense of many tools that do their specific job well doesn't prevent you from using or creating gui interfaces that leverage them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:52

>>25
notepad++ -> easy to use
emacs -> hard to use

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:02

>>26

$you->idiot;

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:06

>>27
$you->HBT

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:14

>>28
Forgot your semicolon!
PHP Parse error:  syntax error, unexpected end of file

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:16

>>27
why does telling the truth make me an idiot?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:22

lellllll

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