To Ada Lovelace

Oh Ada Lovelace, you are the first real programmer, and you would have wept tears to see that your art -your child by the right of birth!- became infected by the depraving powers of money and time management. The dirt corrupted the beauty and what children it spun!

Your programming language, Ada, is used to construct precision drones. You have killed billions with your poetic creation. Welcome in the real world, baby.

Happy Valentine.

;_;

billions

I will forever declare my undying will to the utilities of your works, Blaise Pascal. Niklaus Wirth I commend you for the gift you have given us.

Also, Hax my anus.

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For a very thousandy value of billions.

    fucking kikes man

``Hey Ms Ada, please translate this document.''
``Okay, well, I have some interesting things I want to say about it, including adding a very unoptimized algorithm to compute the Numbers of Bernoulli...''

Typical woman. Always blogging and doing shit you didn't ask them to do.

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Welcome to reality with jews not being exterminated two thousand years ago. Just imagine what could've been.