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You are going to die

Name: and there's 2013-02-12 20:13

nothing you can do about it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:27

I have precognitive dreams and plan on invoking demons.

jokes on you, materialist, but there is an afterlife and my experiences prove it!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:31

There's an afterlife alongside Allah. You earn it by being a suicide bomber.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:32

I've already uploaded the neural state of my brain as of 2013-02-03 to Google Music as 20,000 mp3 files. Once biotechnology catches up, I will simply resume from this backup and recommence posting on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:37

>>2
Illogical astrologist cretin.

>>4
How did you scan the neural state of your brain without destroying it?  Also, the person that will resume will be a copy of 'you' from when the time the state was recorded, you will still die nevertheless.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:43

It's silly to be depressed by it. I mean one thinks of it like being alive in a box, one keeps forgetting to take into account the fact that one is dead…which should make all the difference…shouldn't it? I mean, you'd never know you were in the box, would you? It would be just like being asleep in a box. Not that I'd like to sleep in a box, mind you, not without any air – you'd wake up dead, for a start, and then where would you be? Apart from inside a box.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:44

>>5



Hello, Adam Lanza. I would be illogical if I was to deny my personal expirences (the most empirical thing there is).

Also, the person that will resume will be a copy of 'you' from when the time the state was recorded, you will still die nevertheless.

that's what you think.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 21:12

The person that will resume will be a copy of 'you' from when the time the state was recorded, you will still die nevertheless.

I suppose next you are going to tell me that the copy lacks a ``soul''?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 21:12

>>7
What's the link with Adam Lanza?

I would be illogical if I was to deny my personal expirences (the most empirical thing there is).
You would be illogical if you didn't find a scientific way to test them for accuracy.

that's what you think.
And it's true.  It's the same as if you make a perfect copy of yourself, you split off, you live for another few years and then you die.  You will still have experienced death.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 21:19

>>9
it is a thing adam lanza would believe.

It's the same as if you make a perfect copy of yourself, you split off, you live for another few years and then you die.  You will still have experienced death.

>you will still have experienced death
>you

idiot

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 21:49

hmm, i like this thread =)

>>8

I suppose next you are going to tell me that the copy lacks a ``soul''?

hard to say if it will have a soul.. might depend on the tech of the time..? but lets just assume the tech is fine.. 'It' will be you, but you will not be 'It'..

'Why is me, I?' as opposed to 'Why am I me?' .. =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:15

*reads about sophism... ^^
So, what that is asking, is not 'why aren't i someone else?', but 'why isn't someone else me?'..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:24

Oh yeah.  There's PLENTY I can do about it.  I can make peace with God and ensure I have a great place in the afterlife by accepting Jesus as my Lord and Savior.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:24

>>12
I remember thinking about that when I was... 5.

step up

>>11
=)

Shalom! faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 22:25

HURR TECHNOLOGY CAN SOLVE EVERYTHING HURR MUH SINGULARITY

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 0:10

That's right jews, you're all going to die.

Name: >>16 2013-02-13 1:00

By the way, I'm just wondering: have you goys ever craved jewish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a jews's dick head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 1:01

>>14 shit eh ^^ did you find an answer yet then?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 2:04

>>14 also, do i know you? or you just like to pretend? xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 3:17

One Anus to rule them all, One Anus to find them,
One Anus to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 5:21

cheep dox attack... lol iz prolly darylll xD

poor ol' science can't even answer a five-year-old's Question then?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 5:33

hmm.. yeah i'm a bit older than that... but how old is science? shouldn't he be getting wise by now? ^^

but anyway, one answer, though it seems a little odd..
I am somebody else ?! =) to everyone else at least =D

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 8:18

The retard knows he's talking to himself, right? Or is this another elementary exercise in existential philosophy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 8:52

>>23
He's so retarded he doesn't even know he made his own previous posts.

No, he's way too fucking dumb to realize.

Name: >>24 2013-02-13 10:16

Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 17:34

>>25
Nope, can't say I have.

Honestly, can't say that I have.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:31

>>23,24
if i speak, and someone hears me, am i talking to myself? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:37

>>27
If I shit, and someone hears the splash, am I shitting alone?

No, retard-kun, that's not how the world works.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:44

>>28 implying the answer to >>27 was no

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:46

>>28 implying the answer to >>28 was no

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:49

>>30 lol

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:50

>>27 but does it depend on who hears it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 22:54

>>33 implying the answer to >>33 is >>33

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 23:09

>>1 i would be more concerned if i wasn't going to die.... can you imagine the crowds of (really) old people? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 23:19

dunno about you but i'm going to live forever

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 23:38

>>35 a science teacher once said, 'you will either be the last generation to die, or the first to live forever'..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 23:47

but really, if you respect the life you have, you may be granted another.. living forever just seems like a way for the obscenely rich to be obscenely stupid..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 0:11

Eh, every so often something bad or stupid will happen and I'll feel the compulsion to kill myself, out of nowhere. Something expedite, like throwing myself off a near window in a tall building. One of those times I'll fail to contain the urge, and I'll die suddenly and for no good reason. Guess in that respect most deaths are alike. But there will be no suicide note or anything, nothing elegant or profound. I'll just feel the urge to throw myself off a window and it'll happen as if it were nothing.

It feels weird, realizing that. It's not even as if I want to die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 1:02

ah, i'm sure you'll manage, >>38-sun..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 1:28

I wish death came sooner.
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