Universal File Mover

Universal File Mover (UFM) manages the transfer of files. The user combines a series of Action commands to create the UFM Workflow XML file. These Action commands define which actions are to be taken, the order of the actions, and how errors are to be handled. UFM processes the Action commands as per the UFM Workflow XML file. UFM currently contains 40 Action commands. These action commands fall into five categories: WebSphere MQ Actions, Network Actions, File Actions, Control Actions, and Other Actions. UFM can transfer files in one of five ways, using WebSphere MQ, FTP, SFTP, SCP, or HTTP.

LISP

Three sentences in and I already know I'm reading about an IBM product. That's pretty bad.

Why should you care what the underlying file source is? Can't we just speak in terms of high level operations on a virtual file system, like cheap Unix shit has been able to do since the 80s? Of course not! You're going pay someone to write a fucking job description that's totally dependent on the exact system configuration your vendor has supplied you. That consultant you hired says you're going to like it.

IBM: it's like traveling backwards through time.