Hey Faggots,

My name is Xarn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid recursive algorithms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever coded anything non trivial? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than forcing the indentation of code.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a member of the socialist party, and the most popular poster of /prog/. What code do you write, other than "hello world"? I'm also an atheist, and wrote enterprise quality code (It just compiled; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my github.

Wh-why would you say something hurtful like that?

>>2
because fuck you, that's why

I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

>>4 don't worry, there are plenty of homo's around... just drop by /soc/

>>1 Eat miniautopilot.m

vdub = [1,1,20,20,5; 2,2,19,19,0];
locA = [-1, -10, 10];
for (iter = 1:size(vdub,1))
  shnd = vdub(iter,:);
  flatmat(shnd(1):shnd(3), shnd(2):shnd(4)) = shnd(5);
  endfor;
pointmat = [];
for (iterx = 1:size(flatmat,1))
  for (itery = 1:size(flatmat,2))
    for (iterz = 1:flatmat(iterx, itery))
      pointmat(end+1,:) = [iterx, itery, iterz];
      endfor;
    endfor;
  endfor;
pointmat(:,1) = pointmat(:,1) .- locA(1);
pointmat(:,2) = pointmat(:,2) .- locA(2);
pointmat(:,3) = pointmat(:,3) .- locA(3);
figure(1);
hold off;
plot(pointmat(:,1) ./ pointmat(:,2), pointmat(:,3) ./ pointmat(:,2), 'r+');
hold on;
plot([-1,1],[1,-1], 'w.');
rox = [1, 0, 0; 0, sin(1.5), cos(1.5); 0, -cos(1.5), sin(1.5)];
roy = [sin(1.5), cos(1.5), 0; -cos(1.5), sin(1.5), 0; 0, 0, 1];
roz = [sin(1.5), 0, cos(1.5); 0, 1, 0; -cos(1.5), 0, sin(1.5)];
for(iter = 1:20)
  figure(2);
  pointmat = pointmat * roy;
  hold off;
  plot(pointmat(:,1) ./ pointmat(:,2), pointmat(:,3) ./ pointmat(:,2), 'r+');
  hold on;
  plot([-5,5],[5,-5], 'w.');
  sleep(1);
  endfor;

Consider this: A pack of wild cocks.
Savage, slavering cocks nearing your gay home. Penetrating your white anus. Churning against your glottal stop.
And you can't do shit since they're savages. The cock leader *grabs your dick* and HAXES YOUR ANUS.
The primal phalluses finally dominate your household. They watch gay porn on TV and you are forced to be their slave.
Such is the craving of Howling Man.

Hey Metacircular Faggots,

My name is FrozenANUS, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are bloated, slow, NP-retarded algorithms who spend every second of their CPU computing worthless data. You are everything bad in the kernel. Honestly, have any of you ever processed anything non-trivial? I mean, I guess it's fun exploiting bad code because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new privilege level. This is even worse than forcing the indentation of your anus.

Don't be a nobody. Just hit me with your best overflow. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a professional toilet scrubber, and the most popular poster of /prog/. What code do you generate, other than "BBCode parser #1001"? I'm also an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, and wrote an infinite compression algorithm (It just compressed; shit was SO cached). You are all faggots who should just kill -9 yourselves. Thanks for binding.

Pic Related: It's me and my compression.