Hey Faggots,

My name is Xarn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid recursive algorithms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever coded anything non trivial? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than forcing the indentation of code.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a member of the socialist party, and the most popular poster of /prog/. What code do you write, other than "hello world"? I'm also an atheist, and wrote enterprise quality code (It just compiled; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my github.

I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.