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No four-year college degree?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:26

No four-year college degree. No portfolio. No demo disc. No accomplishments to point to. Whatever this wannabe hasn't done, he has an excuse.
"There was no game school near me." "My parents couldn't afford a game school."
"I read where all the colleges were starting to teach about games, so I wanted to jump into the industry before all the grads started sending in their applications."
If you want to work in games, you have to prepare. You need a solid educational underpinning - if you want to program games, get a programming degree. If you want to make game graphics, get a graphic degree. If you want to design games, study writing, psychology, history, and earth sciences so you know how worlds work, and prepare yourself by other means as well. See Lesson 3 and Lesson 4. If you want to be a game designer, you have to have some skills and talents that are valuable to a game company so they'll want to hire you - either as a programmer, artist, project coordinator, marketer, whatever. First you have to get hired at a game company - nobody just hires neophytes and gives them the title "game designer" right off the bat.
Once you've gotten your degree, you still haven't prepared enough. A lot of people are climbing all over each other to get those game biz jobs.
If you want to get into a game company's graphics department, you need a great portfolio and/or demo reel. And I mean GREAT. When somebody opens your portfolio or watches your demo reel, their jaw should drop and/or their socks should pop off. It's stupid to walk into an art job interview without a portfolio or demo reel, or with a bad portfolio or demo reel. It's not easy to make a great portfolio or demo reel, but what have I said elsewhere in this lesson about "easy"? Anyway?
If you want to get into a game company's programming department, you probably ought to have a demo disc and you definitely need to have some sample code. They need to see that you can create solid code - they need to see what your code looks like because on a game project, the team members have to be able to read each others' code. It would be stupid to show up for a programming interview without good clean readable sample code.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:27

What language should I program my game in?
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The most commonly used languages for developing professional are 'C' and 'C++'.
These are fairly advanced languages which beginners can find quite hard to learn initially, simply because they are very low level and don't supply many building blocks to use for making games.

Languages such as Visual Basic and Delphi can give a much friendlier approach to games development for beginning programmers. These are much more visual and it is (relatively) easy for someone to get a basic demo up and working quickly using these.

I would recommend using Visual Basic if you have no prior experience of programming or if you have some programming experience then I would suggest using the language you have the most experience in.

This is important because the most common reason quoted for giving up programming is simply 'I don't seem to be making any progress'.


Program
   

Advantages
   

Disadvantages

Visual C++
   

Commonly used, well supported
   

Only on PC/Xbox, Not for beginners

Visual Basic
   

Easy to use
   

Slow and large executables

Delphi
   

Easy to use
   

Slow and large executables

GNU C++
   

Free, Good x-platform support
   

Hard to use

Metroworks
   

Good x-platform support
   

Support varies platforms

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:29

`C' and `SEPPLES'.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:36

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:57

Here's a list of things you really really oughta study
    Physics
    Math
    Psychology
    History
    Drawing / Painting / Sculpture (learn how to make your own art)
    Music Appreciation
    Writing
    Literature
    Mythology
    Foreign language (any language that interests you; especially one from a country where there are game developers)
    Computers (even if you want to design board games)
    Acting
    Playwriting / Screenwriting
    Film Appreciation
    Public Speaking / Debate
    Marketing / Salesmanship
    Management / Leadership (especially, how to inspire and manage people)

The above subjects are important if you are going to design games -- you need to understand what makes the world work and what makes games fun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 21:58

>>5
It would also be good if you study some of these things too:

    Music (learn how to play an instrument)
    Geology
    Astronomy
    Paleontology / Archeology
    Ethnic Studies
    Biology
    Art History
    Radio / TV
    Drama / Film
    Business
    Fencing or karate (some kind of one-on-one martial art)
    Archery
    Sports (try lots of different sports; find one that you enjoy and get good at it)
    Crafts (learn how to make stuff with your hands and simple tools)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:00

We're stuck with the names we're born with, but we choose our screen names and email addresses. It's a chance to show that we're cool, creative, individual. Many wannabes choose unwisely, without realizing it. It seems cool to go with a screen name that indicates a "gangsta" attitude, for instance, but if a potential game biz employer gets an email from "jailburd@hotmail.org" he's not going to feel particularly inclined to reply. Someone who is so passionate about games that his friends call him crazy might try to showcase this special characteristic by choosing the moniker "insanedude" - that's very cute, but when he goes jobhunting in earnest, this screen name will not be helping him. Remember -- when you contact someone in the game biz, you're entering the world of business. Comport yourself accordingly.
Some kinds of words to avoid in screen names in the world of business:
Words that hint at the use of any kind of drugs.
Words that allude to bodily functions.
Words that smack of criminal activity of any kind.
Words that indicate mental defect, or any kind of sickness.
Words that hint that you'd rather do something else besides work on games.
Screen names that are tricky to type (using a zero instead of an upper-case "o" or a one instead of a lower-case "L," for instance).
Words that hint at sexual activity.
Pretty much any screen name that would make a teenaged guy laugh ought to be reconsidered before using it to communicate with business professionals. It's fine to be creative, but be smart.
And lastly, make sure you sign business communications with your real name. Even if posting on bulletin boards or newsgroups, what's the harm in letting people know your name? I understand using a human-readable anti-spam device when typing in your email address, but isn't your humanity more important than your anonymity?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:14

>>7
Ah ha! My email address is what's keeping me from getting a job! It all makes sense now.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:21

>>8
"Anonymous" is a name of criminal hacker group.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:25

Blame the JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:28

>>10
I do.

Larry Probst (head of Electronic Arts) - JEW
Gabe Newell (head of Valve, Steam) - JEW
Bobby Kotick (head of Blizzard, Activision) - JEW
Strauss Zelnick (head of Take Two Interactive) - JEW
Leonard Boyarsky (Fallout, Arcanum, VtMB, Diablo 3) - JEW
Jon Van Caneghem (Kings Bounty, Heroes of Might & Magic) - JEW
Frank Klepacki (one of the most famous video game composers) - JEW
Ray Muzyka (Bioware founder) - JEW
Greg Zeschuk (Bioware founder) - JEW
Peter Molyneux (Bullfrog and Lionheart founder) - JEW
Warren Spector (Wing Commander, Ultima, DeusEx, Epic Mickey) - JEW
Andy Gavin (Chrash Bandicoot, Uncharted) - JEW
Jason Rubin (Chrash Bandicoot, Uncharted) - JEW
Ken Silverman (Duke Nukem) - JEW
Sergey Orlovsky (Allods, Etherlords) - JEW
Alexey Pajitnov (Tetris) - JEW

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:29

>>11
I love your posts, Nikita. Care to repost the programmers one? The one with the creators of PHP and Javashit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:30

Game programming is the most peasant and cretinoid of all programming fields. And this is coming from someone who likes the smell of game programming!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:33

>>12
Sorry. I'm upset. Yesterday I've sent my application to numerous game dev companies and still got no reply. My email was nazi1488@killalljews.ru

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:38

>>11
BTW, the correct spelling of Klepacki would be Klepatsky (there are many persons names Клепацкий/Клепатский in Russia and Poland), so all persons with -cki surnames are Jewish

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 22:40

>>15
For example, Russian ambassador in Germany, Leo Klepatsky:
http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Клепацкий,_Лев_Николаевич

most of Russian Foreign Ministry is Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 1:52

>>11
one of the most famous video game composers
Now that's LEL quality!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 2:40

>>17
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hell%20March
    
One of the most influencial computer game music song, of all time. And the most popular song for C&C: Red Alert computer game, developed by Westwood studios. The song was composed and written by Frank Klepacki.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 4:56

>>14
Actually, why has no one registered the domain yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 5:33

"programming degree"

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 12:45

"web developer"

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 13:01

>>20
That comes from the guy, who became famous by doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYKoupyg_g (vecrex game)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 13:04

I miss when games used to be programmed in assembly. Now people complain that a high level language like C is ``too hard'' so they use JavaScript or Lua instead? Whata the fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 17:38

"games"

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:40

>>23
Waste of time outside microcontrollers

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 22:04

Pretty interesting, >>25

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:43

>>18
One of the most influencial computer game music song, of all time
Never even heard it before, sorry but you C&C loving fags don't make up but a small minority of computer gamers. Silpheed was more influential, Space Quest III was more influential, hell Tyrian2000 was more influential.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:00

game school
Why the fuck is this even a thing?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:04

>>27
C&C loving fags
Okay you just fuqin angered an expert C&C player

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:07

>>27
Ok. Take Dream Theater (most influential rock band of today), which consists of Jews like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Portnoy

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:09

>>30
Also,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Rudess
Rudess was born in 1956 into a Jewish family. He was recognized by his 2nd grade teacher for his piano playing and was immediately given professional tuition. At nine, he entered the Juilliard School of Music Pre-College Division for classical piano training, but by his late teens he had grown increasingly interested in synthesizers and progressive rock music.

Where is your Christ now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 2:48

most influential rock band of today
You mean least influential?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 3:09

>>32
Compared to Dream Theater, goyish Pink Floyd sucks dick and Metallica is just trolling, because they are THAT bad.

Also, Manowar (yeah that band with Odin and pagan themes) is Jewish too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Friedman

where are your rednecks now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 5:18

Father of Death Metal is Jewish too. Trust me I'm a Fan of Death.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zguCFjHyVeM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEPnGUPc5s

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 13:26

>>34
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Schuldiner
his obituary in the January 5, 2002 issue of UK's Kerrang! magazine stated that "Chuck Schuldiner was one of the most significant figures in the history of metal.

sounds valid.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:02

>>33
Pink Floyd and Metallica are bad for sure but they're so much more exponentially influential to rock music, but only one of them counts as an example of bands of today.
Better examples would be Earth, Burzum, Sparklehorse.
Better examples of actually influential jewish rock bands (as opposed to not influential at all, seriously, dream theatre?) would be the white stripes, the strokes, modest mouse, muse, neutral milk hotel, creed, nickelback, and generally anyone that has blown-up into fame in the last 20 years by mainstream media overplay.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:53

>>36
Sorry, but rednecks can only do country. Also all producers (i.e. persons who do the real work organizing the shit) are Jewish:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Woolfson
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Pearlman
etc...

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:16

>>37
Sorry, but rednecks can only do country.
Explain Lynyrd Skynyrd then. Check mate, Yankee.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:43

>>38
konichiwa, faggot-san!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 16:20

>>30-37
سُبحَانَکَ اللّٰھُمَّ وَ بِحَمدِکَ وَ تَبَارَکَ اسمُکَ وَ تَعَالٰی جَدُّکَ وَ لَا ِالٰہَ غَیرُک
ALLAH IS THE GOD AND MUHAMMALAAHMED IS HIS MESSENGER
*BOOM*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:24

>>40
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: >>41 2013-02-12 18:07

By the way, I'm just wondering: have you goys ever craved jewish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a jews's dick head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:49

>>41
Salam, Mudslime!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 0:04

ALLAH IS THE GOD AND PIDGIN IS HIS MESSENGER

Name: 43 2013-02-13 0:39


By the way, I'm just wondering: have you goys ever craved arab cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a arabs's dick head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone!

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