my dad & lisp

he would yell at me sometimes.  sometimes he would tell me to do something.  i would ignore him and then he would say "WHAT DID I JUST SAY?".  I truthfully replied, "WHAT DID I JUST SAY" because that is what he just said.  Then he would say "And before that?" I took this literally, and said "And before."  Then he would say "No, bitch, what did I say before I said 'What did I just say'?" and I told him the truth again: "What did I just say" which was true because it's what he said before he said it the first.  My neck is still crooked from the one time he threw me against the wall, and I never played with a computer until I was 35 years old.

Lisp sucks.

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My dad beat me up because he thought I was gay.

My dad beat himself off because he thought I was gay.

My dad was a foreign discrete maths teacher and he was probably even more socially awkward than I am.

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