C and Lisp Language

Someone still uses these programming languages? My university is teaching us these useless primitive languages when they're supposed to teach us what's in the hype right now (Python, Ruby, Android, C#, C++, PHP, Java, D, etc etc). Shit sucks because I can't understand C but can program better languages like PHP.

No, but Common Lisp and Scheme are commonly used.

Where? I have never heard about much less seen any actual program written in any lisp (except for Emacs which is elisp and that one game from a decade ago which used a heavily modified proprietary dialect of CL).