Useful Scripts

So I'm buying a USB stick that I'm planning on loading with important stuff and carrying everywhere. I'm also planning on loading it with random (mostly short) scripts in various languages (bash for Linux machines, powershell for Windows, and JavaScript for everything, because fucking every computer has a browser) that could be useful in random circumstances.

So, what scripts would you want to carry with you on a daily basis, /prog/? So far I've added a bunch just because I can, but the only useful ones I've added so far are bag sum and sorting.

bash for Linux machines, powershell for Windows

That's stupid. Just get Strawberry Perl.

>>9
>c
>not undefined shit
okay bro keep being dumb
I bet FIOC is a language worth using, too.

>>8
You can't install spidermonkey onto the USB disk?

>>11
Compelling arguments bro, you certainly enlightened me.

All you need is virtualbox + windows XP + IE6 + Mentifex AI

The whole idea is ridiculous

>>9
>LEEEEL
>LE /G/ /G/UOTES
LE IMPLYIN/G/ FUCKING EPIC MEME /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ROFL MAN LE LEL FACE
>2013
>NOT LE LEEEEELING
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>16
I suppose that goes for >>7 too.

>>17
Yes

>>17,18
I suppose that goes for >>7 too.
no, >>7-sempai-san-sama-kun's quoted correctly in that instance
If you want to call that incorrect then >>10-san is too (and this post too I suppose)

t-this is too confusing, onii-chan!  >__<;