Useful Scripts

So I'm buying a USB stick that I'm planning on loading with important stuff and carrying everywhere. I'm also planning on loading it with random (mostly short) scripts in various languages (bash for Linux machines, powershell for Windows, and JavaScript for everything, because fucking every computer has a browser) that could be useful in random circumstances.

So, what scripts would you want to carry with you on a daily basis, /prog/? So far I've added a bunch just because I can, but the only useful ones I've added so far are bag sum and sorting.

Only one:

format_and_install_debian_unattended.sh

echo bonobnpobpnopbonpobponbpobnpobnpobnpobnpbonpbonpbononpbonpbpbnonpbonbponp | espeak

ITS SO COLD IN THE D
ONLY FAGGOTS USE JS INSTEAD OF C

Wow. Good luck automating JS in the browser from outside the browser. And having to open a web browser to run some local script.
Also most of what you could need to do is possible through the general utility programs installed as standard.

Turn off duplicate deletion in your shell's history file, and tally up your most often used commands every day. Then write scripts do automate those.

>>5
If it was me, I'd run the js code using the spidermoney implementation.

>>1
and JavaScript for everything
Fuck off back to /b/, Javashit kike.

>>6
Then you'd have to install it, which is exactly what >>1 is trying to avoid.

>>7
>JavaScript
>bad
okay bro keep being mad.
I bet C is the only language worth using, too.

bash for Linux machines, powershell for Windows

That's stupid. Just get Strawberry Perl.

>>9
>c
>not undefined shit
okay bro keep being dumb
I bet FIOC is a language worth using, too.

>>8
You can't install spidermonkey onto the USB disk?

>>11
Compelling arguments bro, you certainly enlightened me.

All you need is virtualbox + windows XP + IE6 + Mentifex AI

The whole idea is ridiculous

>>9
>LEEEEL
>LE /G/ /G/UOTES
LE IMPLYIN/G/ FUCKING EPIC MEME /G/ROSKI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ROFL MAN LE LEL FACE
>2013
>NOT LE LEEEEELING
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>16
I suppose that goes for >>7 too.

>>17
Yes

>>17,18
I suppose that goes for >>7 too.
no, >>7-sempai-san-sama-kun's quoted correctly in that instance
If you want to call that incorrect then >>10-san is too (and this post too I suppose)

t-this is too confusing, onii-chan!  >__<;