Why America is the Best:
-Brits started the colony but Americans were all "Fuck Eurofags!" America proceeds to own the Brits and reject their tea in favor
of liquor.
-War of 1812: Brits try again. Result: FAILURE!
-America then expands to the Pacific, owning Native Americans and Mexico along the way. MANIFEST DESTINY, BITCH!
-America has a civil war, pretty much because the rest of the world was made up of pussies, so we fought ourselves because we're so METAL!
-WWI: Eurofags try and reenact the American civil war, they fail miserably, we bail their asses out
-The Great Depression was so great, the rest of the world suffered for it
-WWII: Eurofags try again at the whole civil war reenactment, fail again, America develops nuclear weapons
-Post-WWII: America rules the world through different means; We fuck over the Commies hard because they are Commie bastards and they suck, like Nazis
-Present Day: Team America: World Police; Team Europe: World Faggots
-The Future: America remains on the forefront of technological breakthroughs, leading to a cure for all diseases, lasers, and other things that are awesome. Europe is consumed by the Zombie Apocalypse because they are too busy sucking to fight back.
You can't really blame the american people, they're being manipulated from every single direction. Blame their government and elite (and do so in a ethnically-neutral manner, please).
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Anonymous2013-02-05 23:20
>>7
Thats not true. Not every country is being manipulated in such way in America. Look Ecuador, for example.
>>8
South America is probably routinely controlled by the CIA, and it's not even conspiracy shit, it's just the likely continuation of history (shit that's older than 40 years gets declassified).
>>15
And in the most political sense, a country too (minus Brazil). Australia can be considered the same thing, and an island as well. A way to top all three, when the population is the same as the State of Texas.
>>22
In fact, I'm dodging the cock in my ass that is controlling little faggots that does not run their tests, even when they are told to run tests everytime they can.