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I tried to be friendly...

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:19

...but tdavis thinks I'm one of his doctors with a false sense of sincerity. ;_; He's too far gone.

http://i.imgur.com/Jd7CiTF.png

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:24

Oh tdavis, why did you have to be so mean to >>1-san?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:35

suits you good for trying to suck his cock, god says tdavis is no homo

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 18:38

why do you use gaymail?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:10

>>3
oh god

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:11

>>5
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:58

>>6
Take your Xanax, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:59

>>7
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 19:59

>>8
Take your Xanax, please.

Name: Veemon 2013-02-05 20:01

HAY DAYVIS IS DAT REAZZLLY YOU?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:03

>>9
I already took one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:05

>>11
Okay. Now please calm down.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:07

>>12
I am calm, almost phlegmatic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:10

>>13
Now, tell us why you think sage is a bad thing. And how does it related to /g/? If anything, it's related to other textboards, or in the case you want to go there, /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:15

Inter-process communication is effortless because
every task can access every other task's memory.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:15

>>8-14
This discussion is so fucking old and rehashed we were tired of it in 2009.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:17

>>14
It's arrogant. You sage your posts and you think you are some kind of authority, a wise elder from a select vip club allowed to yell at everybody. I know, I have done it in the past.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:18

Look at that:
>>16
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:20

>>17
Sage is a polite way of shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:21

>>17
Whoa your screen must be really big because I can see you projecting from here

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:21

I didn't read >>1. This is sad, OP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:21

>>18
I don't understand this new spam. What does it mean and where did it originate?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:22

>>19,20
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:26

>>17-18
You're fucking pathetic and the worst kind of poster. All you did was decide one day that you were too cool for sage. You're ridiculing him because you think he is you, that he learned about all those things at the same time as you did, evolved the same way and that you know at least as much as he does about the culture. But motherfucker you're fucking wrong. You know what? You're just like a baby. This is just another phase you're going through. Just fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:26

>>24
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:26

>>22
Ask the french cretin, he's the author. After 2 years of spamming /polecat kebabs/ he went a step further and started pasting this: http://pastebin.com/h1LyWSgK
Eventually he got a little creative and invented E/G/IN and /G/RO that were so blatantly stupid that I decided he should die of reading it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:27

>>23
That thing >>23 does, but replace 'sage' with 'troll'.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:29

Less activity please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:32

>>26
I'm the one who started spamming.

I'm not the snail eater and I don't have anything to do with the "too cool for /prog/" guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:33

>>29
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:34

>>29
Godfucking dammit, now I look like the commercial cheaplolisistersales spammer. What I mean is, I'm the one who started spamming the LOL WATAFUCKXD copypasta.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:34

>>31
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:38

>>31
And you thought we were enjoying it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:47

>>33
Not really, sorry if I bothered you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:47

>>34
LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN LE SAGE!
>EGINGOINGWINZIMSIN GRO!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:52

>>17
It's arrogant. You sage your posts and you think you are some kind of authority
What? No, I do it just for the purpose of not bumping a thread with a bad post of mine. I'm not a figure of authority if I can't even bump a thread.

>>35
Goddammit, take your pills again!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 20:57

>>26
Snail eater here (they're actually quite delicious, try making some with some garlic butter, yummy), I've never posted the "LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS" kopipe.  Also, I've never posted /polecat kebabs/ either.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 21:06

>>37
Why aren't you calling me a ``cretinoid'', Yannick-chan? I'm feeling lonely and my anus craves for French half-insults.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 21:18

>>37
They are delicious but you need garlic and parsley butter!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 21:33

>>38
Don't you have some friends you can annoy talk to?

>>39
What's this thing about garlic and parsley?  I was talking to a friend today and he told me he can't eat garlic unless there's parsley around, and that he absolutely cannot eat raw garlic.  What's up with that?  I eat like five-six cloves a day.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 21:46

>>40
No, I don't have any. Please insult me ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 21:47

>>40
I eat like five-six cloves a day.
That explains why Frenchies smell like le cule shite snaile.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 21:58

Why the fuck didn't the shotgun retard call >>42 an illogical racist cretin yet? I'm starting to think the shotgun retard is actually a kike from the JIDF.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:03

>>43
I don't think Jews are allowed to eat snails.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:05

>>41
Sorry, I've got two assignments to do.  Try getting in an argument with Ahmed, see if you can break him.  Or maybe he'll break you.  I don't know.

>>42
I generally eat it at supper so that the body has time to metabolize it by morning.  I also take my shower in the morning which gets rid of any ``garlic transpiration'' that has occurred during the night.

>>43
Because I know he's just trolling me because he's desperate for french insults.  Unlike you, that is, who are absolutely serious in your idiocy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:07

>>44
I'm pretty sure non-practising jews have lots of bacon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:20

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick french places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the french shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 22:36

>>47
Hey look at this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-brl5toZb6VY/T2O6hI8qeKI/AAAAAAAAGlw/j1Jpl-QINzc/s1600/CervelleAgneauaubeurre.jpg
http://www.cotedor-tourisme.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/incontournables/Fotolia_27321504_L_%C2%A9%20FOOD-images%20-%20Fotolia.com_.jpg
http://paysdauvergne.free.fr/gastronomie/tripoux.jpeg
http://foodreporter.s3.amazonaws.com/original/1514/151390.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:07

>>47
The coppers can suck my AES-256 encrypted dick.

Goodbye Nikita, we won't miss you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:09

>>47
The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting.
And did you ask for a warrant?  Of course not, Russian police beats the shit out of smartasses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:12

>>47 methinks they just wanted a formal /prog/ invite.. ^^ trying to infiltrate the prestigious /prog/ Disco =)
Or maybe they thought french was being used like the navajo language xD

P.S Microsoft; you still owe me a working OS ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:14

>>43
You're just starting to realize this? Oy dumb goy.
>>49
That's kopipe you tard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:18

>>51
I enjoy your use of japanese emoticons such as ^^.

Here are some more from my personal collection (first row + others seem to be fucked up because my computer is no longer on jap mode):
( ͜,͡ʔ ͜,) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͜｡͡ʔ ͜｡)
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╮¬.¬)╮︵ ┳━┳
(⌐■_■)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ╯(.Д.╯)
(╯°□°）╯ ︵ ( ｡- ｡)
( º _ ºノ)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:28

>>53 aw cheers

you wouldn't believe it, i attempted to install 9 windows updates yesterdy, totalling a measly 2.6mb, and spent probably ~2-3 hours today getting rid of the bloody things (+wiping good softwares in the process) / had to re-download firefox for another 40mb.. etc

(¬.¬) Windows !

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-05 23:35

Bastards should be grateful i can't afford to download a decent linux....

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-06 14:42

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