/prog/ - Shitposting General Thread [META]

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:07

Shitposters, get in here!
look no further for you're LEL-cunt, ebinegin and /polecat kebabs/ postings! Master the arts of sarcasm! Ironic spelling miss-takes! JEWS! Code in J2EE netbeans!
We are deploying and integrating the latest CLOUD SYNERGY APPS to shitpost harder, better, faster, stronger (that's a song by Daft Punk for those non-hip-and-with-it people among us!
Women also warmly invited to join! Your presents alone is enough to start over 9000 (that's an old /b/ meme, ladies yes I can triforce ;DD ) replies of rage!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:09

LEL-cunt, please come!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:16

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:21

That's one of the interesting relatives of the shitpost, >>3-samasempaisansama, - the blankpost! I hear you can lurk moar to use it (or use the rem tags!)
PROS: quick, fast, no thought required
CONS:: doesn't elicit the proper emotional response that a true shitpost generates, for both the maker and the viewers/repliers

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:22

>>4
(CONS 'ur 'anus)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:38

>>5
I use SML so it would be
(ur :: anus)

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:48

NIGGERS
That's right,
NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 15:54

my dik

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 16:15



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| |    | |__   |_  __  _| /  \/| |   | | | | | | | | | | / /_\ \| |_/ / |_/ /\ `--. 

| |    |  __|   _| || |_| |    | |   | | | | | | | | | | |  _  ||  __/|  __/  `--. \

| |____| |___  |_  __  _| \__/\| |___\ \_/ / |_| | |/ /  | | | || |   | |    /\__/ /

\_____/\____/    |_||_|  \____/\_____/\___/ \___/|___/   \_| |_/\_|   \_|    \____/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 16:16

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 17:45

DUBS GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:04

le /B/AMPU P/A/NTS^{U^{U^{U^U}}}
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Monkey in a desert, what are you doing?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:06

???? fuck I've never seen this one

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:09

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Jesus Buddha Muhammad Krishna Moses all-in-one this is awesome!
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:14

>>13
I'm introducing them to /????/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:16

>>15
I don't have this character.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:19

meanwhile, at NVIDIA:

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　　　　　　　　????（　´∀｀）　＜　FERMI WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:21

>>16
It's a frog
It werks on windows 7 but there are fonts here for better unicode support
http://shapecatcher.com/unicodefonts.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:01

???? < Have you read your SICP today?

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:06

Holy shit there's even Ahmed and Schlomo
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Unicode is awesome!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:36

Le weary cat face: ????
They also have an anime-ish anger face expression: ????

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 8:41

If I ever become filthy rich, I'll buy /prog/ a 3DPD each.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 8:59

>>22
A dakimakura and an onahole would be better.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 15:35

>>1
It's spelled "presence" not "presents" you retarded piece of shit. FUCK YOU.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 17:58

>>24
YHBT!

Shitposting General Thread [META]

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:07

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:09

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:16

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:21

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:22

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:38

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 14:48

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 15:54

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 16:15

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 16:16

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 17:45

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:04

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:06

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:09

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:14

16 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:16

17 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:19

18 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 2:21

19 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:01

20 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:06

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 7:36

22 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 8:41

23 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 8:59

24 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 15:35

25 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-04 17:58