Name: Anonymous 2013-02-03 2:29
This is my theory about Jews, formulated over several years but never publicly stated. Personally I don't hate them per se.
It is a genetically verifiable fact that Homo sapiens and Neanderthals mated. Neanderthals evolved mostly in Europe and spread to the Middle East. The highest amount of fossils are found around Palestine. African blacks have no Neanderthal DNA. Orientals and Europeans have moderate amounts. Semites have over 5%, which is equivalent to having a parent abs(log(0.05)/log(2)) = 4.32 generations ago or less be a full-fledged Neanderthal. "Semites" includes Arabs, who are mixed with African blacks (reducing their Neanderthal DNA percentage), but Jews left the Middle East before the mixing occurred. Think about it: A Jew looking through his family scrapbook might as well be staring at a bunch of H. sapiens individuals plus a great-great-grandparent who is a fucking Neanderthal.
And it all makes sense phenotypically. Neanderthals all had large hooked noses, large ears, beady eyes, short stature, prognathous mouths, large brains (and brain size is indeed correlated with intelligence in humans), large orbits (openings in skull for your eyes), heavy brows, low skulls, and red hair.
For your consideration:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/2011/08/16/news/companies/madoff_ponzi/bernie-madoff-appeal.gi.top.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02457/Neanderthal_Man_2457005b.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/01/16/Larry-King_510x380.jpg
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/n/ne/neanderthal/neanderthal_1.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mj8KPAhG1Oo/UNFMuqWh3uI/AAAAAAAAEZ0/rM5cPexly98/s1600/neanderthal.jpg
http://johnsonmatel.com/2010/June/Smithsonian/Neanderthal_close.jpg
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2007/07/01/islamic_rage_boy_tenoseonyourface.jpg
http://photos.exposay.com/Ron_Perlman/ron_perlman_0xWpV.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mj8KPAhG1Oo/UNFMuqWh3uI/AAAAAAAAEZ0/rM5cPexly98/s1600/neanderthal.jpg
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/47802000/jpg/_47802161_009236846-1.jpg
http://www.bollyn.com/public/Silverstein.jpg
How is any of this relevant? Historically Jews are more persecuted than any other people. Even Jews end up turning against their own. Some say fear of Jews is ingrained in human nature. It's possible—nay, a fact—that the early sapiens settlers to the Middle East and Europe coincided with the Neanderthals. This was before the spread to the East and the Americas, so these initial radiations from Africa include the ancestors of those people as well. The sapiens and Neanderthals definitely did not get along, because sapiens descendants inherited an instinctual fear of Neanderthals. Apparently interactions with Neanderthals decreased evolutionary fitness. Perhaps Neanderthals ate the other humans (http://www.livescience.com/1187-neanderthals-cannibals-study-confirms.html). The hostility implies all intermixing was through rape. Tens of thousands of years later, the individuals with high Neanderthal admixture would find it beneficial to form myths to keep them together and to explain why everyone hates them. So they became the Chosen People.
It is a genetically verifiable fact that Homo sapiens and Neanderthals mated. Neanderthals evolved mostly in Europe and spread to the Middle East. The highest amount of fossils are found around Palestine. African blacks have no Neanderthal DNA. Orientals and Europeans have moderate amounts. Semites have over 5%, which is equivalent to having a parent abs(log(0.05)/log(2)) = 4.32 generations ago or less be a full-fledged Neanderthal. "Semites" includes Arabs, who are mixed with African blacks (reducing their Neanderthal DNA percentage), but Jews left the Middle East before the mixing occurred. Think about it: A Jew looking through his family scrapbook might as well be staring at a bunch of H. sapiens individuals plus a great-great-grandparent who is a fucking Neanderthal.
And it all makes sense phenotypically. Neanderthals all had large hooked noses, large ears, beady eyes, short stature, prognathous mouths, large brains (and brain size is indeed correlated with intelligence in humans), large orbits (openings in skull for your eyes), heavy brows, low skulls, and red hair.
For your consideration:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/money/2011/08/16/news/companies/madoff_ponzi/bernie-madoff-appeal.gi.top.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02457/Neanderthal_Man_2457005b.jpg
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/01/16/Larry-King_510x380.jpg
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/n/ne/neanderthal/neanderthal_1.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mj8KPAhG1Oo/UNFMuqWh3uI/AAAAAAAAEZ0/rM5cPexly98/s1600/neanderthal.jpg
http://johnsonmatel.com/2010/June/Smithsonian/Neanderthal_close.jpg
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/2007/07/01/islamic_rage_boy_tenoseonyourface.jpg
http://photos.exposay.com/Ron_Perlman/ron_perlman_0xWpV.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mj8KPAhG1Oo/UNFMuqWh3uI/AAAAAAAAEZ0/rM5cPexly98/s1600/neanderthal.jpg
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/47802000/jpg/_47802161_009236846-1.jpg
http://www.bollyn.com/public/Silverstein.jpg
How is any of this relevant? Historically Jews are more persecuted than any other people. Even Jews end up turning against their own. Some say fear of Jews is ingrained in human nature. It's possible—nay, a fact—that the early sapiens settlers to the Middle East and Europe coincided with the Neanderthals. This was before the spread to the East and the Americas, so these initial radiations from Africa include the ancestors of those people as well. The sapiens and Neanderthals definitely did not get along, because sapiens descendants inherited an instinctual fear of Neanderthals. Apparently interactions with Neanderthals decreased evolutionary fitness. Perhaps Neanderthals ate the other humans (http://www.livescience.com/1187-neanderthals-cannibals-study-confirms.html). The hostility implies all intermixing was through rape. Tens of thousands of years later, the individuals with high Neanderthal admixture would find it beneficial to form myths to keep them together and to explain why everyone hates them. So they became the Chosen People.