/prog/ - IM HTML PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 14:18

Ask me anything here or at reddit :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: FUCK OFF 2013-01-31 14:19

FUCK OFF

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 14:29



<html>

<head>

<title>Listen here, buddy.</title>

<body>

<marquee><blink>HTML is not a programming language. </blink> </marquee>

</body>

<!-- IHBT -->

</html>

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:23

>>3
You forgot to close the <head> tag.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:25

HTML is not a programming language.
What are you talking about? Of course it is.

I have graduated in software engineering. I specialized in HTML programming. I think I know what I'm talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:45

inb4 someone makes a turing machine out of marquee tags

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:55

>>4
I ain't gotta close shit, nigga.
HTML has the lazy typing, it just KNOWS when things stop.
Shit's so ENTERPRISE

Name: >>7 cont ‮ suomynonA 2013-01-31 17:03

Consider the following
Here I (hopefully) have in the namefield >>7 cont separated from suomynonA by the RTL override.
Now that will screw up the end span tag! Oh shit man! Everything afterwards will print backwards! Shii(t)chan is ruined!

But HTML gives no fucks.
Only the date will print backwards; even this text is spared.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 17:07

>>8
Then why even add the <head> or <body> tags at all? You don't need them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 17:36

>>9
That's true.
to be honest I just didn't realise, although I suspect you already knew this, then decided to act as if it were intentional until now that you've caught me out.

Improved version (and it works in most if not all modern browsers, of course many don't implement blink by default)



<SCHEME>



<style> body{background-color: #DEEEAD} </style>



<marquee><blink>STRONG INDERPENTENT MARKUP</blink182> </marqueesales>



</prog/>

IM HTML PROGRAMMER

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 14:18

2 Name: FUCK OFF 2013-01-31 14:19

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 14:29

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:23

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:25

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:45

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 16:55

8 Name: >>7 cont ‮ suomynonA 2013-01-31 17:03

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 17:07

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 17:36