/prog/ - Where should I go?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:17

So I've browsed /prauge/ for a while, and lately it's just turned into a bigger shit fest with all the spam and anti-semitic comments not relating to the true essence of this board. So my question is, where can I go to relive the old days? The times when we could just talk about cl in peace.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:29

irc.freenode.net #lisp
lambda-the-ultimate.org
comp.lang.lisp
lisp forums on the web (I don't use those)

You can't relive the old days, ask your grandpa about it.

You already know all those places, but you won't enjoy them. You will miss the spam and the anti-semitic comments which are the true essence of this board.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:29

>>1
Would Scheme, homebrew Lisp, Haskell and esoteric languages be welcome?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:32

Jewish rabbi speaks out for the death of all those who oppose Israel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN59pKJoF34

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:33

>>2
You will miss the spam and the anti-semitic comments which are the true essence of this board.
Actually if by spam you mean the somewhat elevated yet immature shitposting, then yes, I would really miss it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:45

>>5
Things are easily reversed. Make only one good thread, you will see that suddenly the whole front page will be great. I don't have that kind of energy right now, I can't make it for you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:49

>>6
But then Ahmed will make an off-topic post and Krueger (who obviously doesn't know any better) will start yet another flamewar with him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:50

It's actually just Nikita, some french faggot, and the `activist' who insist on replying to their every fucking post like a god damn moron, which gives them reason to respond again. If we could just have those three shitposters killed, /prog/ would return to 1997 levels of quality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:52

I tried fixing it by making 10 threads about little girls but no one replied except the blankpost spammer. ; ;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:53

>>8
I am the activist and the french male homosexual. And if Nikita wasn't there, I wouldn't have anyone to reply to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:54

And then there's the mysterious paedophile doing his own round of shitting up the place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:57

>>1

Take me with you. Or recreate it here with necro spam again. Just remember to bump the good current prog threads along with the necro spam, so all the shit falls off to the lower pages. That way, asynchronous worthy communication is not temporarily interrupted.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 0:58

>>9
You shouldn't have made the first one. The others were completely called for as spamming is a shitty thing to do.

>>10
I am the activist and the french male homosexual.
Oh.

And if Nikita wasn't there, I wouldn't have anyone to reply to.
Kill yourself then you pathetic faggot. Or go fight with him on his Russian Facebook. Maybe you can expose his political extremism and have him sent to a gulag.

>>11
There are at least three of us. Me, >>9, and one guy who vexes me to no end with his talk of `fat nuggets'.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 1:02

>>12
Bringing up threads from 2009/2010 was what reminded me of how much actual discussion use to happen here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 1:06

>>13
Fine, I'll ignore him if you think it'll help.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 1:12

>>10

In the internet ecosystem, the JEWS spammers hunt boards of all topics as their prey. To seed their JEWS spam sufficiently across the internet is their goal. But JEWS spam has a predator as well. >>10-san and the like, who seethe with offense at JEWS spam, must counter with ANTIBIGOT spam. They do battle with the internet bigots, in a global virtual real time battle royal of name calling. They dance back and forth as they fence. But with each step they take in their maneuvers, their heels tread, and leave prints in the dirt circle that was /prog/. The once happy place about programming is reduced to an arena for pointless duels. A thought pin ball machine. A ~~virtual pissing~~ ~~trolling~~ ~~uncreative shitposting~~ alphanumeric noise contest. But if you cover a meadow in shit, there will still be flowers between the turds. Hence, /prog/ will survive.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 1:20

>>13
What are fat nuggets? You mean the shit nuggets that get stuck in the ass hair of fat people?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 1:25

>>16
In the internet ecosystem, the TOUHOU spammers hunt boards of all topics as their prey. To seed their PEDOPHILE spam sufficiently across the internet is their goal...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 2:29

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|　 |･ω･) They still haven't figured it out!
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Name: VIPPER 2013-01-31 4:53

>>16
Forget it, its been going on like that for years now.
Nothing is going to happen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 7:24

>>11,18
I haven't seen ``the pedophile'' in a while. What are you talking about? Also, what was the point of capitalizing the word Touhou?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 7:25

>>21
The Touhou must always use capital letters.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 8:07

>>22
Kanji doesn't have lowercase.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 8:32

>>23
Kanji is caseless.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 11:21

>>13
I think I'm the only one who's used the term `fat nuggets' before. Sorry if I was bothering you.

I didn't even invent the term. I read that once on _{_{_{_{_{_{_/jp/}}}}}}. What I mean is, I like modest (not too small, not too big, rather normal), firm and perky breasts. Which is how I imagine most Touhous. Obviously, that doesn't count the Kikekumo and the other older Touhous.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:29

I think you should stay.
I'm trying to think of an interesting thread to post but I nothing that great so far.
I wonder if we'll still get on hackerjews for those (or has PG blacklisted us?).

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:30

>>26
Start a challenge.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:33

>>25
You weren't really. I reminds me of some guro that scared me a long time ago, but I mostly just needed a third person to list and thats the best description I have of you (and I wanted to use the word vex).

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 12:39

>>28
Oh, good to know.

Name: ‮ suomynonA ‭ 2013-01-31 13:07

>>27
I thought maybe exploit PHP security flaws to add features to world4ch eg spam filter, more bbcode tags
But perhaps it'd be too much of a departure from normal challenges, and would attract to much hacker/cracker bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 13:18

>>30
Rewriting Shiichan from scratch is a better idea.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 14:44

>>31
True.
What language? Most of the textboards use kareha (perl with mod_perl), 2ch being an exception (uses 0ch if it's still the same as it was in 2005).

Speaking of 2005, let's take a trip down memory lane...
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:X1lMr6qxe0kJ:wakaba.c3.cx/sup/kareha.pl/1125697859/+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=au
>>56
It's being worked on okay
OH LAWDAY
sweet little lies.

and this one: pretty amusing; informative to those who think shii is the one who must fix shiitchan:

(originally from) http://www.world4ch.org/read.php/opdis/1103906923/220

220
Shii##6qOZWkcNM2odoz2 at 24 Mar 2005: 03:03
I don't have any sort of admin access to world4ch anymore. Also, moot banned me from 4chan.
Currently I don't know why that is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 15:05

>>32
What language?
You serious?

Scheme, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 15:20

>>32.220
Because you are a faggot. Also, your YouTube videos are pretentious, and only cowards delete their formspring just because they are being stalked.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 18:04

>>33
Scheme
I'd love that too, but it will never happen

I guess to their credit moot and vacbob have been intending for years to improve the textboards, but to their discredit it has been low on their priority list due to the 20 people that use them (3 of those being commercial spammers, and most of the rest being shitposters (including me)).
Thing is, the lack of improvements is what left most to leave anyway. A negative feedback loop, if you will.

Name: RMS !jQFSmKo1CU 2013-01-31 19:28

Snarf snarf!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 21:03

>>35
Then make it happen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 21:17

You should be able to tell there are tons of new people posting here, and the vast majority don't know the first thing about programming as they'll be glad to tell you. They are like flies, attracted to shit. If this is just another phase the board is going through I bet you it's going to take an awfully long time before it returns to normal.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-31 23:08

The ultimate discipline.
20 front page threads of SICP, every day.
NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 9:35

>>39
Go jump off a bridge.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 10:36

>>40
Go drive on the track.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 12:49

>>38
Yeah I see one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 18:16

>>44
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 18:52

lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 20:12

pussy ass pussy bitch

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 20:51

>>42
Stop looking in the mirror then!
YHBT
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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-01 21:00

>>46
Shalom!

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