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>be in college
>laying in fuck buddy bed watching TV
>mom calls cus its sunday. answer because im an idiot.
>fuck buddy realizes its my mom on the phone.
>gets evil look in her eye.
>reaches into my pants and starts stroking my cock.
>be talking to mom for seriously 20 mins trying to get her off the phone so i can teach this slut a lesson
>eventually pretend to have another call so i can hang up
>bestsexever.jpg

>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>LELELELELELELLELELELELELLLELELE BE IMAGEBOARD MENTAL MIDGET
>>>>>LELELELE SHIT UP PROG

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>LELEELELLEE /G/ ARMY INVADING FTW LELELE XDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>2
Maybe this is what you meant, but you should have hung up on your mom (later explaining it as your battery dying or some such) while still pretending to talk to her. Your slut friend will think she's hilarious for teasing you more and more, but you can moan and retaliate all you like because you're not actually talking to your mom any more.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You and the stranger both like SICP, and /prog/.

You: Have you read your SICP today?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

;_;

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>2nd last day of school
>see hot female drama teacher (hey, there is always one)
>she says so anon, its the end of it all today
>i say yes it is
>just between you and me anon.... i knew you would always look at my ass
>Want to say sorry, but I be lying smirk - think shes going to hit me
>did you like it?
>wha-
>did you like it?
>.....yes, yes i liked it
>(moves closer) want to see some more?
>i just smile
>she takes me into the nearest disabled toilet- locks the door and we fuck like rabbits, she let me cum all over (but not inside) her ass
>get nice long, soft blowjob after ive cum
>shes looking me in the eyes the entire time as i look at hers
>i whistled for a cab and when it came near the licence plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror
>if anything i could say that this cab was rare
>but i thought nah forget it
>yo holes to bel air!

>>6
How was there a cab in the disabled toilet?

1/10 Bel-Air would not repost.

>>6
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rise+and+fall+of+a+meme_b76632_4396358.png

>>2,6
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT WAS SO E/G/IN
NO IT WAS EVEN /B/ETTER IT WAS LE E/REDDIT/IN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>LE MEME QUOTES FROM LE /G/
>LEL
>LE FUNNY PIX.JP/G/
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>9
lel

>>10
LEEEEEEL

>>11
Shalom!

>>12
I'm not a kike. Fuck off, Mohammed.

>>13
LE kike.

>>2, so you fuck buddy wanted you to get horny when your mom calls next time?

>>6, nice story bro. I just can't believe there are 2 last days in school.

/prog/ - Programming

>>16
Shalom, kike!