/prog/ - Pussy vs Asshole

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 11:17

Does sticking your dick in a pussy feel different from sticking it in an asshole?

Just wondering because the asshole is just a mere centimeters away from the vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 11:33

both are disgusting

kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 11:48

>>2
LLLEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE ANGRY VIRGIN
>EGIN XDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 11:56

>using a female to release dopamine and serotonin

unless both your hands got chopped off you have no excuse for dealing with the stress that human females bring

the cost-benefit ratio of sex and feel-good chemicals is extremely poor compared to a good fap (i'm talking a good fap - the kind that makes you spurt tons of precum to the point that your prostate is sore after finally blowing your load)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 11:58

>>4
quoting like a retard from the imageboards
Who are we both quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 12:05

>>5
>mailto:sage
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 12:08

>>4
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>>>>>>>>>>>LELELELELELLELELELELELEELELELELEL /G/ CULTURE QUOTE MEME LELE LE ANIME

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 12:12

>>4
>prostate is sore
>implying you don't just have prostate cancer

your internal organs should never be "sore"

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-01-26 12:31

>>4
no excuse for dealing with the stress that human females bring
You're doing it wrong. My woman blows/fucks me every morning and cooks every meal. Yeah, sure, she has some crazy shit run through her mind every now and then that I have to talk to her about but it's definitely worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 12:33

>>9
My woman
Back to Re/g/g/it, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 12:36

>>9
Oh boy, you're so fucking cool. I've bet you've read your SICP and know what a Y-combinator is!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 13:45

>>8
E/g/in implications, /g/roski XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 14:04

>>10
>>11
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE ANGRY VIRGINS!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-01-26 14:13

>>11
I never actually read SICP, but i did download it in case I wanted to one day.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:00

>>13
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE ANGRY VIRGIN!!!!! XDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:06

>>13
Wait, are you ``mocking those connards'' or are you actually mocking the ``oh i got laid i'm such a man'' guy?

Because I think you have transcended some irony layers here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:30

>>16
I don't know any more. The whole board has transcendend some irony layers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:55

considering that the cells in both the vagina and the anus are identical, i'd venture to say that it feels the same

note that i've never personally experienced my dick in either, i'm merely a med student

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:57

>>18
the cells in both the vagina and the anus are identical
^{[citation needed]}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:09

>>18
>med student
>still a virgin
>mfw

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:10

>>20
E/G/IN RETARD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:11

>>21
VA LE FAIRE ENCULER CONNARD I HATE YOU FASFSAD FDASFD SAF

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:22

>>20
believe it or not some people go through college without having sex everyday

>mfw i'll be a wizard in 5 years

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:37

>>23
clever move. then you'll be a doctor and have a lot of sex

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:40

>>23-24

fucking redditors

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:49

>>23
I'm sure /g/ will listen to your ``epic /g/reentext mfw'' stories, so please go back there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:53

>>26
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 18:54

>>27
hymie sounds like hymen which reminds me of vagina which reminds me of porn which reminds me of jacking off which reminds me of cumming which gives me a boner

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:43

le shig

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:44

>>28
hymie sounds like hymen
more like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:15

>>30
truly e/g/in

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 21:19

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 20:34

*grabs dubz*

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:54

i'd rather be an asshole than a pussy

an asshole gets pussy

a pussy gets the shit kicked out of by assholes

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 19:46

>>34
2deep4me

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:02

>>34

Dicks are Alphas, and Pussies are Betas; think about it in terms of actual pussies that you fuck, and the pussies that don't even fuck over on /r9k/. It's metaphor to the max-him.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:17

Anal sex is hot but disgusting. I only do it when i'm (and the girl) really drunk and horny.

Saying that, i say that pussy is the best thing ever... so warm and soft and tasty (at the beggining at least, is not so yummy after a session of the old in and out).

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:33

>>37
le +1

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:34

>>37
you have ``imbecilic infantile /g/ shitstain'' written all over you

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:40

>>39
mad virgin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:41

>>39
I've never been in /g/. Its just that i'm really horny today.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:49

>>40
LEEEEEL HE'S A VIRGIN I BET HE DOESN'T EVEN GO ON REDDIT! WHAT A LOSER LEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDD
>MFW WHEN LE VIRGIN
>XD
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>LE REDDIT
E/G/IN
XD>LE E/G/IN

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 22:24

>>41
I've never been in omegle. Its just that i'm really horny today.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 1:44

Tim Cook is a pussy and Steve Jobs is an asshole. Also, check 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 13:07

>>44
I want to rape Steve Jobs' dead asshole, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 13:52

Pussy Riot vs Anal Nosorog

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-29 14:31

>>45
You'll get AIDS

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 2:56

An anus definitly feels different than a pussy. Tighter, also no end.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-30 7:58

>>48
It's only tighter at the sphincter, unless the girl is experienced in it and constricts her colon while you're in her, which is pretty rare and a bad sign anyways (AIDS). Also it does have an end but it's definitely deeper.

Pussy vs Asshole

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