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Jews behind worst memes

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 16:50

The Jews are behind the worst memes on /prog/.

Babylonian Talmud - Abodah Zarah 17a:

States that there is not a whore in the world that the Talmudic sage Rabbi Eleazar has not had sex with. On one of his whorehouse romps, Rabbi Eleazar learned that there was one particular prostitute residing in a whorehouse near the sea, who would receive a bag of money for her services. He took a bag of money and went to her, crossing seven rivers to do so. During their intercourse the prostitute farted. After this the whore told Rabbi Eleazar: "Just as this gas will never return to my anus, Rabbi Eleazar will never get to heaven."

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 16:54

Jim?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 16:57

>>1
I think that's pretty good.

>>2
Fuck off, fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 17:41

Shalom!

Name: 2013-01-24 19:58

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Name: 2013-01-24 20:04

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Name: 2013-01-24 20:11

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 21:29

Rabbi Eleazar was the original fartist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 23:16

>>1
States that there is not a whore in the world that the Computer Science sage Gerald Sussman has not had sex with. On one of his whorehouse romps, Gerald Sussman learned that there was one particular prostitute residing in a whorehouse near the sea, who would receive a copy of SICP for her services. He took a copy of SICP and went to her, crossing seven cons-streams to do so. During their intercourse the prostitute farted. After this the whore told Gerald Sussman: "Just as this gas will never return to MY ANUS, Gerald Sussman will never get to MIT." And then the Sussman was enlightened.

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