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Real programmers are not anonymous

Name: James W. Hall 2013-01-22 2:25

As esr so eloquently puts it in How To Become A Hacker[1]:
The problem with screen names or handles deserves some amplification. Concealing your identity behind a handle is a juvenile and silly behavior characteristic of crackers, warez d00dz, and other lower life forms. Hackers don't do this; they're proud of what they do and want it associated with their real names. So if you have a handle, drop it. In the hacker culture it will only mark you as a loser.

So if you guys and girls want to get respect as programmers, you'd better use your real names from here on out.

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[1] - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#style[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:16

>>26
Make me.

>>27
No, I want le social upboat interface and such. It can be CVS for all I care. I just want it purely anonymous.

Following with .onionland trends, it will host nothing useful (except maybe code useful to child pornographers, drug dealers, and scam artists), so it doesn't have to be too functional.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:23

>>30
No, I want le social upboat interface and such. It can be CVS for all I care. I just want it purely anonymous.
PIG DISGUSTING I now loathe you with the power of 1e3 suns.

Following with .onionland trends, it will host nothing useful
That statements holds for the surveillanceland too. The Internet is a reflection of its users, so naturally 98% of it is useless shit. The statistic also holds for free code hosting services.

(except maybe code useful to child pornographers, drug dealers, and scam artists)
such as lunix and gnu paedophile guard amirite? typing that almost gave me an aneurysm

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:28

>>30
code useful to drug dealers
How about growers and makers?
There'd be a market for a trustworthy software system that automates solenoid valves or the like.
Or perhaps start putting nutrient and pH testing info into R, to generate statistical readouts? Perhaps a heatmap for nutrients across the land. You could sell that shit to farmers too.
All in all I think it's a fascinating and brilliant time we live in to be in the drug manufacture profession.
Technology can only aid us in improving quality and productivity!

Name: Politician 2013-01-22 4:33

>>32
It's time to begin the War on ComputersTM. Don't forget to elect me next term or else the hackers will destroy our families and country.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:46

I've wanted to make a loli-touching game for the past few years. If >>30-chan would upgrade to at least SVN, I'd host it on his hidden site.

Well, I would, if I had any skill, ambition, creativity, critical-thinking skills, or energy to do anything after work.

Name: Realitician 2013-01-22 4:50

>>33
It's time to begin the War on JewsTM. Don't forget to elect me next term or else the kikes will destroy your families and the world.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:53

>>35
fuck off, illogical racist cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:58

>>36
die off, hypocritical racist parasite.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 5:00

>>1
Using real name will easier prosecutor's job. Also, if you publish anti-semitic comments, like me, you can easily lose your job or get expelled from college (your professor, Sussman, is Jewish, after all). Some anti-fascist groups can also throw a few molotov cocktails inside your window.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 5:03

>>11
FBI can, but your Jewish professor can't. And FBI won't bother with an average anti-semite, unless you have some important position.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 5:15

>>29
why not fossil or mercurial instead?
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/2881807/fossil-gpg-workflow-for-teams
It's confirmed, the author of fossil is a tool!

>>37
I am rubber you are glue.

>>38-39
In most non-fuckwad countries, the law doesn't care as long as you don't make threats of or calls to violence against a person or a group.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 5:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:06

>>41
Consider this: YHBT                                                                    
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                   

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:14

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:25

>>40
In most non-fuckwad countries, the law doesn't care as long as you don't make threats of or calls to violence against a person or a group.
I doubt your Jewish employer would care about law, when he fires you.

Then again, antisemitism is a threat in itself, because Jewish oligarchy owns a disproportionate amount of capital and pointing this would be a provocation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:25

>>42
mandatory:

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:29

>>44
I would fire you for being such a illogical racist piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:30

>>46
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:32

>>47
Illogical racist cretin tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:35

>>47
You are illogical. Your argument amounts to, this person did some bad things in the past and he was a jew therefore all jews are evil.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:37

>>46
>>48
Shalom jidf-kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:38

>>49
99.99% of Jews are evil. 00.01% could be safely ignored.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:46

>>49
And now he'll argue that almost all jews are evil. Actually, the real (stronger) argument to be made is that if membership to a group is not predicated by "evilness" (i.e. a gang might require robbing or killing someone as part of the initiation), then even if all but one members of the group are known to be evil, you still can't judge "evil" the member of the group about which you don't know anything. Thus even if every single jew you've ever met was evil, you still can't conclude that there does not exist a single non-evil jew. Suppose that a proper reaction to evilness is hate (which it isn't). Hating all jews for their collective evilness thus has a large chance of punishing a non-evil individual. Since punishing the innocent is evil, you are evil, so you should hate yourself.

Mathematical logic, the crown jewel of human development.

Name: >>52 2013-01-22 6:50

Wow, I have psychic powers.

>>51
So if 99.99% of $group are evil and you are part of the 0.01% who aren't, you would be ok with being hated for things you didn't (and would never) do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:50

projection

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:55

>>52
Shalom kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:56

>>53
So if 99.99% of $group are evil and you are part of the 0.01% who aren't, you would be ok with being hated for things you didn't (and would never) do?
I'm not Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:02

>>55
Illogical racist cretin.

>>56
What if you were?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:08

>>57
What if you were?
Why would I ever join Jews?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:10

>>58
What if you were born of two jewish parents?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:14

>>59
What if you were born of two parasitic insects?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:16

>>60
Then I would become a working bee, to keep up with your shitty metaphor.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:22

>>61
I doubt mosquito can become bee.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:25

>>62
Doubt is not enough. Do you have evidence to that effect?

Name: >>61 2013-01-22 7:26

s/working bee/parasitoid wasp/
s/metaphor/analogy/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 7:47

>>63
evolution occur in many year
bee not like mosquito
not interbreed

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 8:27

I really can't tell when you're trolling and when you're plain retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 8:34

I can always tell:
>>65 is trolling.
>>66 is plain retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 8:40

>>67
fuck you cretin

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 9:13

>>68
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 10:24

>>1
If Jews want respect, why do they hide their real names under Aryan ones? Why would Levi hide his name under goyish "Leonid"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 10:26

>>70
It's hard to scam goyim, when you're Baruch Goldsteinsky.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 10:30

>>70-71
Illogical racist cretins.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 11:03

>>72
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 11:12

>>72
[u][o]back to hackerjews, [i]please[/i].[/o][/u]

Name: >>74 2013-01-22 11:15

FUCK
it's a bad time to be drinking.
back to hackerjews,please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 11:16

>>75
LEEEEL LOOK AT ME I'M LE DRINKING UPBOAT ME I'M SO FUCKING KEWL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LELELELELE LE /B/ LE REDDIT

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 11:40

The reason using your real name is good in any capitalist industry is so you can tell your hardworking brothers (the Bernsteins and Goldbergs) from the disgusting slackers (the Smiths and Browns).

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 12:15

>>77
Nazi Germany was capitalist country.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 13:40

>>77
you can tell your hardworking brothers (the Bernsteins and Goldbergs)
Jews use different identification methods. First of all, Jews participate in local branches of global Jewish organizations, used by Jewish oligarchy to direct Jews towards common goal. Every Jewish community also have synagogue, so any visiting Jew quickly find anyone he needs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 13:45

>>77-79
That's it, fuck off already you illogical racist piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 14:11

>>80
Jews are not a race. So I'm not racist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 14:17

>>81
Okay, then fuck off already you illogical discriminatory piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 15:42

>>82
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 15:46

>>83
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 16:10

please define "evil", nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 17:12

>>85
Easy, evil is the false judaism that is use as a blanket of protection for the ashkinazim to commit their crimes against humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 17:14

>>86
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 17:59

>>87
You jews claim to be so smart, yet all you can spout is ad hominem. I would be disappointed if I didn't know better about anything that comes out of your beak faced mouths and the validity of which.

Name: 2013-01-22 18:33

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 18:42

>>88
Asalalakalalakalalaakakakakum!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:09

>>89
Spamming is just as dimwitted, Chaim.
>>90
Adadadadadadadad hominem!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:23

>>91
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:29

List of world countries according to >>77-88,90-92:
* Israel
* Saudi Arabia

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:38

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 20:42

http://duartes.org/gustavo/blog/post/first-recorded-usage-of-hacker

"It was tracked down by Fred Shapiro, editor of The Yale Dictionary Of Quotations and author of a paper with a most hilarious and offensive name. The MIT article dispels the common notion that “hacker” was a purely white-hat term later corrupted by the media. The black-hat connotation was there early on; Richard Stallman was 10 years old when this was printed."

Name: dong nabber 2013-01-22 20:44

hax my ANUS

Also, fuck ESR, he has no idea what he's talking about and obviously can't speak for everyone.

Name: Jaquelin McFucknuckle 2013-01-22 23:12

LCL, what ever happened to VA Linux, Eric?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:14

>>15
Might as well call yourselves niggers it'll get you just as much respect.
Good point. Call me a nigger from now on. Now to write a FAQ entitled ``How To Be A Nigger''. Step 0: Always user ``nigger quotes''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:22

>>98
Step 1: Always get dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:23

>>99
Step 11: Always get dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:42

Attention whore's, maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:05

How to be a kike
Step 0: Be an ugly parasite
Step א: Infiltrate host civilizations
Step ב: Steal from, kidnap, rape, and murder host civilizations' native people
Step ג: Cry holy shoah

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:35

>>102
א0 2א0 22א0 222א0

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:51

>>103
The Jews got the better of me with their reverse script.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 6:23

My real name Hax MyAnus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 6:43

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 6:49

>>110
I DID IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! IM AN ANUS HAX0R NOW! SUCK MY SHIT WORTHLESS /prog/N00BERS!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:44

>>111
Great. Now go back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:47


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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:49

lol mine looks waay better xD

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try another?

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hmm nope..

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:54

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:58

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 13:47

Besides that PNG decompiler, what exactly has this faggot even done?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 13:47

Step 22: Dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 13:50

>>122
PNG decompiler
Seriously?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 14:15

I know IHBT, but what he really means is "real programmers are not pseudonymous". I'm sure esr accepts there are hackers who share useful contributions like sleep sort and Fibonacci butt sort without wanting ``respect'' or internet fame.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 14:20

>>122
Quite a lot, actually:
http://www.catb.org/~esr/software.html
fetchmail was one of the big ones, now he still develops and maintains a lot of open source software.

He also writes books and documentation that people refer to often, and published the Halloween Documents which were pretty important.

Not to mention starting an organization that did more for free software in five years than the FSF did in twenty.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 14:26

>>122
Giflib, other than that, nothing notable. Well, he was on the board for VA Linux, but right after he made his blog post claiming to be a millionaire and that people had better not piss a rich man off, it crashed and burned.

>>124
Yes, this is really a thing.
http://www.catb.org/esr/software.html
sng
This tool enables you to decompile PNGs into an information-preserving .sng text format that you can hack with a text editor. Then you can recompile the .sng back to a .png — handy if you need to add or edit some obscure ancillary PNG chunk that your graphics tools don't understand. Also handy if you want to generate PNGs programmatically using text tools.


>>125
I doubt it. This guy really is just a narcissist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 14:36

>>125
What exactly is wrong with being pseudonymous?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 15:26

>>125
Take following example:
1. a few years ago you asked idiotic questions on stakoverflow and posted antisemitic defamation on stormfront, about how google spies over it's users and Sergey Brin is a cocksucking kike - all using your real name.
2. now you're applying to google for a job.
3. interviewer will lookup your name, quickly finding that you're incompetent (asking questions on stakoverflow) and poses problem for company security, due to your hatred of Jewish CEOs and big corporations. Interviewer will also find that you write Lisp (antisocial language, only complete jerks and assholes use), which will be the last argument against employing you.

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