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Real programmers are not anonymous

Name: James W. Hall 2013-01-22 2:25

As esr so eloquently puts it in How To Become A Hacker[1]:
The problem with screen names or handles deserves some amplification. Concealing your identity behind a handle is a juvenile and silly behavior characteristic of crackers, warez d00dz, and other lower life forms. Hackers don't do this; they're proud of what they do and want it associated with their real names. So if you have a handle, drop it. In the hacker culture it will only mark you as a loser.

So if you guys and girls want to get respect as programmers, you'd better use your real names from here on out.

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[1] - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#style[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:50

>>209
You can't deny that ESR has a lot of swag.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:51

>>206-208
What's with the sudden increase of shitposters from the imageboards?

What's next, people calling us nerds or autists, thinking it's the ultimate insult against an autistic community of antisemitic ``faggot''s?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:53

>>210
lel

213 Name: Anonymous : 2013-01-26 16:54

>>212
-1 ur so le jealous /b/ro :P

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:53

>>211
Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:54

>>213
Back to the exploding mosque, raghead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:56

>be ESR
>be a badass carrying a gun
>crash into parties
>drink all your alcohol
>fuck the hottie in red shirt
>dat SWAG
U JELLY /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:56

>>214
Shalom, madkike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:57

ESR is reading this thread now.

He googles himself more often than Terry A. Davis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:58

>>215
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ESR IS MORE BADASS THAN CHUCK NORRIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AMIRITE? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ESRIN!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:59

G-d says:

The CIA has the Saudi King by the short hairs. Extortionist scum. That's how they operate. FBI backstabbers? Judas in Dante's hell.

Matthew 4:20: bad plants smoke lel stabber fbi conspiracy fluoride exploding kikes genocide ragheads reddit swag le jelly face anus autism lel so le virgin loser lel LEL LELELELELELELELELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:59

>>215
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING RETARDED LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE

IM FROM LE IMAGEBOARDS I NEED TO ADVERTISE THAT FACT LOUDLY COZ LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDD I TROLL /PROG/ LE TEXTBOARDS SO HARD ITS SO COOL IM SUCH A TROLLUR

CANT WAIT TO TELL MY /G/ROS HOW MUCH I TROELELDDLELELELDLED DOSE PROGFAGS CUZ IM A GFAG THAT MAKE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY COOLUR THAN THESE PROGFAGS

LEELELLEELEL INSTALL /G/ENTOO

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:00

>>218-219
Holy fuck, calm down.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:00

>>218-220
Shit, how many EGIN guys do we have again?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:02

>>219
Terry plz go.

Also trips.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:04

>>220
you ain't got swag you ain't got style
ESR has both
deal w/ it fag
stay mad

Name: JEW 2013-01-26 17:08

>>210-infinity
Trolling recursion limit exceeded
Stack overflow

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:11

How to be charismatic:
* Be fat.
* Be ugly.
* Be bald.
* Have a lazy eye.
* Look as white trash as possible.
* Live in Richard Stallman's shadow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:12

* Have cerebral palsy

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:17

How to have no swag
*Be fat.
*Be ugly
*Be jew.
*Do not shower.
*Eat your dandruffs.
*Eat crusts from your feet.
*Live in Eric S. Raymond's shadow.
*Be revered as god by /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:27

>>211
I'm not antisemitic you cock sucking cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:28

>>229
Go back to Reddit then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:30

How to be a faggot:
* Use memequotes.
* Go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:32

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:35

>>232
le swag

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:39

>>233
Back to /mu/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 18:22

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PaX

PaX is maintained by The PaX Team, whose principal coder is anonymous.

Who's the hacker now ESR!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:03

Kevin Mitnick > ESR

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:20

Script writers for ``Hackers'' > ESR

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:27

Shitoshi Japamoto is the handle used by the defecator of Shitcoin so he could get the Wapanese market.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:39

Speaking of, have any of the assholes in the upper echelons of the OSI or FSF  have commented on bitcoin?

>>238
I'd be really shocked if he was really a nip. Jap code is never as functional as the reference implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:15

>>211
le shalom face

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:38




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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 0:33

ESRTV

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 0:36

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 0:39

Bitcoin was developed by the CIA to fund rebels/hitmen without leaving a paper trail.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 1:06

>>244
I've got to get in on that racket. I see it all the time in onionland, hitman ads, $20k in , half now, half later. Are people really that  stupid that they think they can find a hitman on the internet working that cheap? That is nowhere near reflective of the risk he is taking. Only dumb nigger gangsters would work that cheap because they are too stupid to do simple cost/benefit analysis. You basically take their $10k and walk away. What are they going to do? Go tell the court that their contact killer failed to deliver?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 1:16

>>245
Only idiots would hire from advertisements, and it serves them right to get burned. The only way to do it is to get a recommendation from someone you trust. That's how all black markets, IRL or otherwise, work.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 1:44

>>246
u web-of-trust m8?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 7:02

>>244
Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 23:42

>>244
Did they have a problem doing that before?

Name: Jim McNiggerdickens 2013-04-07 21:26

250 GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 15:24

>>250
Nice get, Jim!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 16:01

fun thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 16:15

Don't call programming ``coding''.

coding really sounds juvenile and friendly, we can't be having friendly around here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 22:10

>>253
They mean basically the same thing.  The variation in individual definitions is greater than the mean variation between the words.  Ergo, fuck this and fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 22:28

>>254
ergo ur mom bitch

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-29 22:47

>>255
er/g/o away, Broseph.

Nice dubs, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 0:38

Cathedral and the Bazaar is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 1:04

CATHEDRAL AND MY ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 1:10

>>256
dubs
not a imageboard meme

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 0:01

>>76
ORTHODOX JEW AND MY MOTHER!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 6:44

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 7:06

>>259
e/g/in quoting /g/roski XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 7:07

Nikita is "real programmer"?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 8:04

The swearing will continue until code quality improves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 9:55

HEVC H >>265 GET

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 10:37

In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
"What are you doing?" asked Minsky.
"I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-tac-toe," Sussman replied.
"Why is the net wired randomly?", asked Minsky.
"I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play," Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes.
"Why do you close your eyes?" Sussman asked his teacher.
"So that the room will be empty."
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-03 10:47

:)

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