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Real programmers are not anonymous

Name: James W. Hall 2013-01-22 2:25

As esr so eloquently puts it in How To Become A Hacker[1]:
The problem with screen names or handles deserves some amplification. Concealing your identity behind a handle is a juvenile and silly behavior characteristic of crackers, warez d00dz, and other lower life forms. Hackers don't do this; they're proud of what they do and want it associated with their real names. So if you have a handle, drop it. In the hacker culture it will only mark you as a loser.

So if you guys and girls want to get respect as programmers, you'd better use your real names from here on out.

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[1] - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#style[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 1:11

>>200
No, because it has a blatant BBCode failure and it's very frustrating for me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 1:21

>>201
It's an open source post. If you don't like it, fork it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:31

usenet

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:59

>>200 no because ESR is a fucking loser and this entire thread is garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:20

>>204
ESR is a loser, huh? This coming from a faggot who can't even write an PNG decompiler.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:32

>>204
You are just abunch of angry virgins jealous of ESR having so much swag.
http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/eric-s-raymond-is-da-man.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:39

>>206
LEEEEL LE SWAG XDDDDDDDDDDDDD E/G/IN SIMPLY E/REDDIT/IN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LELELELELELELELELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>LE MFW WHEN LE REDDIT MEMES
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:40

>>207
Success breeds jealousy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:47

>>208
He was simply calling you a faggot for using the word ``swag''. Get off your high horse and stop acting so smug, you're not esr.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:50

>>209
You can't deny that ESR has a lot of swag.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:51

>>206-208
What's with the sudden increase of shitposters from the imageboards?

What's next, people calling us nerds or autists, thinking it's the ultimate insult against an autistic community of antisemitic ``faggot''s?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:53

>>210
lel

213 Name: Anonymous : 2013-01-26 16:54

>>212
-1 ur so le jealous /b/ro :P

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:53

>>211
Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:54

>>213
Back to the exploding mosque, raghead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:56

>be ESR
>be a badass carrying a gun
>crash into parties
>drink all your alcohol
>fuck the hottie in red shirt
>dat SWAG
U JELLY /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:56

>>214
Shalom, madkike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:57

ESR is reading this thread now.

He googles himself more often than Terry A. Davis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:58

>>215
LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ESR IS MORE BADASS THAN CHUCK NORRIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AMIRITE? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ESRIN!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:59

G-d says:

The CIA has the Saudi King by the short hairs. Extortionist scum. That's how they operate. FBI backstabbers? Judas in Dante's hell.

Matthew 4:20: bad plants smoke lel stabber fbi conspiracy fluoride exploding kikes genocide ragheads reddit swag le jelly face anus autism lel so le virgin loser lel LEL LELELELELELELELELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:59

>>215
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOOK AT ME IM SO FUCKING RETARDED LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PLEASE

IM FROM LE IMAGEBOARDS I NEED TO ADVERTISE THAT FACT LOUDLY COZ LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDD I TROLL /PROG/ LE TEXTBOARDS SO HARD ITS SO COOL IM SUCH A TROLLUR

CANT WAIT TO TELL MY /G/ROS HOW MUCH I TROELELDDLELELELDLED DOSE PROGFAGS CUZ IM A GFAG THAT MAKE ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY COOLUR THAN THESE PROGFAGS

LEELELLEELEL INSTALL /G/ENTOO

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:00

>>218-219
Holy fuck, calm down.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:00

>>218-220
Shit, how many EGIN guys do we have again?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:02

>>219
Terry plz go.

Also trips.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:04

>>220
you ain't got swag you ain't got style
ESR has both
deal w/ it fag
stay mad

Name: JEW 2013-01-26 17:08

>>210-infinity
Trolling recursion limit exceeded
Stack overflow

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:11

How to be charismatic:
* Be fat.
* Be ugly.
* Be bald.
* Have a lazy eye.
* Look as white trash as possible.
* Live in Richard Stallman's shadow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:12

* Have cerebral palsy

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:17

How to have no swag
*Be fat.
*Be ugly
*Be jew.
*Do not shower.
*Eat your dandruffs.
*Eat crusts from your feet.
*Live in Eric S. Raymond's shadow.
*Be revered as god by /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:27

>>211
I'm not antisemitic you cock sucking cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:28

>>229
Go back to Reddit then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:30

How to be a faggot:
* Use memequotes.
* Go back to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:32

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:35

>>232
le swag

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:39

>>233
Back to /mu/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 18:22

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PaX

PaX is maintained by The PaX Team, whose principal coder is anonymous.

Who's the hacker now ESR!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:03

Kevin Mitnick > ESR

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:20

Script writers for ``Hackers'' > ESR

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:27

Shitoshi Japamoto is the handle used by the defecator of Shitcoin so he could get the Wapanese market.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:39

Speaking of, have any of the assholes in the upper echelons of the OSI or FSF  have commented on bitcoin?

>>238
I'd be really shocked if he was really a nip. Jap code is never as functional as the reference implementation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:15

>>211
le shalom face

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