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Best dream you've ever had?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:07

I had a dream about finally making strong AI that solved all my problems and made a paradise last night. It was wonderful.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:13

I had a dream about Remilia. We started making out and I couldn't resist, so I pulled down her bloomers. She got nervous and bit my lip. She sucked some of my blood and 5 seconds after the insertion, I woke up with a diamond-hard boner.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:15

I DREAMED A DREAM

There was a time when OP was kind.
When his posts were soft
and his threads inviting
There was a time when love was blind
when /prog/ was a song
and the song was exciting
There was a time
Then it all went wrong...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:19

A lucid dream where I sat down at my computer writing Lisp in my sleep. My mind was the REPL.


This is how you reach satori!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:21

I had a dream about meeting Chiyo from Azumanga once. We hugged, then I put her on a stool so we could see each other at eye level and talk for a while. Later on we went to her fancy house and did some thinks that were kinda lewd. I sorta touched her under her skirt, but she didn't like it, so I stopped. Not sure what happened after that, but I woke up drooling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:22

>>5
You put her on a piece of shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:44

>>6
No, a type of seat without back or arm rests. As in barstool, or footstool.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:47

I've dreamed of posting /prog/ before. Some of my darkest hours.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:04

>>7
You shit from your feet?

YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:43

I really like when I have (a) dream(s) that just seems to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on........... they're usually the best ones ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:46

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:51

>>10
You're even worse than the EGIN guy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:52

>>11
Patchy isn't dumb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 21:08

>>12 LELLLL improvement?
...Unless it's a bad dream that just seems to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on......... ^^
Ever tried taking vitamin B before bed? xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 21:21

>>14
Oh fuck you're the EGIN guy?

IHBT unimaginably

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 21:38

>>15 lol no i'm not, but he's not hard to copy....

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 3:34

Actually, i think i had a reasonable dream last night.. But there usually pretty hard to remember at all.. I only have a glimpse of this one, and it's probably not enough to be able to explain much of anything, so i'll leave it at that =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 4:07

I dreamt that I was being gang fucked by Cudder and Anonymous.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 7:18

Suck my fucking cock, faggots.

Name: >>19 2013-01-21 7:20

Sorry faggots, wrong thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 7:43

>>7
Stool softener...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 15:49

>>1,2,4,5
Why do I never have cool dreams like these?
All my programming dreams are just me dreaming about being frustrated at a problem or endlessly slogging through gigabytes of garbage code. All my loli dreams end with me getting arrested after a kiss and never contain Touhous or anime characters. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 16:16

>>22
Your job is programming, right?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 16:55

>>22
I browse Danbooru every day and make sure to do it every time before going to bed. It helps a lot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:05

>>24
Anon-kun no ecchi!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:13

THREAD RECOVERY STATUS: IMPOSSIBLE

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:14

>>25
There are SFW pictures too, mind you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 17:22

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 22:39

>>23
Yes, I am a junior programmer codemonkey.

>>24
I usually stare at images of girls I like for a while each day while wondering why I'm still alive. Would it help if I sort of meditate on one image instead?

>>28
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 0:56

I dreamt I fingered a Touhou. Then I woke up and went back to /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 3:27

I had quite a strange dream once (probably many times tbh), but this one i have never really forgotten. It was many years ago now, and i probably remember very little of it (it was one of those long dreams). Basically, the bit that stuck with me was the part where i got this funny little box-like thing with a dolphin emblem bolted on (? / somehow attached) to my forehead... that might sound scary, but i never really thought so.
=) I've been swimming a few times with dolphins since then, always untamed ones while surfing =D they like surfing too i think xD and eating fish, though i like mine cooked..

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:18

I dreamed of a field of dicks once, growing out of the ground (really, I did). I jacked one off and cum leaked out of all of them. It was quite surreal. Interpretations?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 0:04

>>32
Why don't I get awesome dreams like this...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 9:15

>>30
But you're still here, EGIN guy.

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