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Banana programming challenge: Utilitarianism

Name: Adam 2013-01-19 23:31

Hello everyone. My name is Adam. For as long as I can remember, my sister and I have loved eating bananas. We do not share the same banana eating habbits however. I typically like eating the bananas earlier, when they are more green. My sister likes to eat the bananas later. You might think to yourself that we have ourselves a nice setup. I can buy a bunch of bananas and we can share, me eating the bananas earlier ones and her eating the later ones. But it turns out to be not so simple.

Suppose that the value I get from eating a banana can be given by ceil(.22*d^3-2.7*d^2+7.7*d+3.8) for integer values of d between 0 and 6 inclusive and d represents the number of days passed since purchasing the bananas. Also suppose that the value my sister gets from eating a banana is given by a graph that is symmetrical to mine about 3. As far as the cost of the bananas, the value of a dollar is worth 5 units of value to us.

On days that a banana is not eaten either of us, our little brother takes one for himself. This is to be avoided as he does not contribute money towards the bananas.

Maximize the combined value my sister and I can get from a bunch of bananas using the number of bananas bought and when they are eaten as variables. Bananas can only be bought at most one bunch per week and at most each person can eat one banana in a given day. The number of bananas consumed by my sister and I cannot differ by more than 1 for a given week. Bananas are sold in bunches of between 6-8 inclusive. Assume each banana weighs the same (.48 lb) and cost $1.42/lb.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:32

i like adam

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:36

This can be solved with one line of Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:39

The little brother sticks bananas in his anus while shitposting on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:46

>>4
Who would derive value from shitposting on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:56

This can be solved with one line of Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 0:18

restoring...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 5:01

lb
lel imperial units

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 8:25

minimum value of a banana : 3.4 units
max value : 10.2 units
Buy 8, you eat first two at night (day 0 & 1), second two in the morning (day 2 & 3)
approx val for 4 banana : 36 units (~8 units each)
sis gets first two in the morning (day 2 & 3), second two at night (day 4 & 5)
Little bro misses out because there are none left aww poor little guy
total val ~72 units
total cost $5.45
val / cost 13.2 units

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 9:09

This can be solved with three characters of Symta.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 9:29

This can be solved with my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 9:57

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 10:10

so the room will be empty

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 11:30

Is this utilitarianism, or just your way of shoehorning in a long word you recently learnt?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 14:58

Right in the Culver

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 15:12

>>9
you would just subtract the price of the bananas times 5 from your current value. Dont divide nigger.

Also nice proof. where is the code? Do you know how the ceil function even works? And why do you differentiate between day and night when the problem says nothing of the sort.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 16:01

>>1
Ask Stack Overflow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 17:10

This is already solved automatically when you start an APL interpreter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 18:49

>>17
Stack Overflow is gay.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 19:03

>>19
Exactly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:28

>>16 code? ^^ i just ran an anonymous function in octave, and plotted it... the rest was manual (but not hard)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 20:58

I thought this would be an easy simulation... I give up

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 21:24

>Also suppose that the value my sister gets from eating a banana is given by a graph that is symmetrical to mine about 3.
I don't get this part.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 21:35

yeah, it's worded a little funny.. Reflective symmetry i think he meant. So if he is 'd' and his sis 'g' then g = 6-d

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 23:10

>>23,24
If adam is 'd' and sis is 'g' then g[i] = d[6-i]

Also, I can't get the permutations right for every possible scenario.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-20 23:56

>>25 i like the way you're thinking =) i'll have a think now too =D

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:02

>>26
Beware, it might hurts the first time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:05

#1) assume that banana's are bought on day 0, and that at the end of day 6, any left are thrown away.. (one (the first?) combination) // no overlapping weeks // never more than 8 banana's in one week?
#2) On every day, unless there are no banana's left, at least one banana, and no more than two, are eaten.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:06

it's trinary?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:08

no wait, base-4?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:12

hm, pseudo-base 4, or trinary-Plus... (making shit up ^^)
trinary will be easier... =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:14

So you get 3^8 + 3^7 + 3^6 + ...combinatorics..?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:20

(7*3^6 + 6*3^5 + 5*3^4)+ (one day of two banana's eaten?)
(5*6 *3^4 + 4*5 *3^3 + 3*4 *3^2) + (two days of two..?)
any good?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:27

Buy 8 bananas. You eat 4 in {1 2 3 4}, your sister eats 4 in {3 4 5 6}.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:32

5*6 / 2 hey..?

+ (5*6/2 *3^4 + 4*5/2 *3^3 + 3*4/2 *3^2)  [two days of two..?]

+ ((4*3*2 / 3*2) * 3^2) + (5 * 3) + 1 [three days?]

+ 1 [four days?]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:37

>>34
Excuse me, I forgot to start from index 0 for the sister. I mean {2 3 4 5}

Reasoning:

(define (c d) (ceiling (+ (* .22 (* d d d)) (* -2.7 (* d d)) (* 7.7 d) 3.8)))
(map c (range 7))
'(4.0 10.0 11.0 9.0 6.0 3.0 1.0)


The rest is really trivial to confirm after seeing the graph:
    Banana price is less than a dollar, which is less than 5 points.
    Maximum amount of bananas is 8
    Sisters graph is (reverse (map c (range 7)))
    Since picking the maximum x from the list is the same for the reverse of the list you should split the bananas evenly
    Assume we take maximum bananas
    8/2 = 4
    Minimum of the maximum 4 in the list is 6.0
    6.0 > 5 | We should take 8 bananas because each provides positive value
    Pick the maximum 4 of my list and my sisters list
    {1 2 3 4} and {2 3 4 5}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:39

I give up. I suck at programming and don't know why I bother. I'm doomed to a life of toilet scrubbing.

This is what I left off with:


#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <math.h>
#include <string.h>

typedef char bool;
#define true 1
#define false 0



float banana_value(char array[14]);
void initialize_values(float array1[7], float array2[7]);
void get_permutations(char array[][14]);
bool valid_case(char permutation[14], int bananas);

float value_adam[7], value_sister[7];


int main(void) {
  int n = (int) pow(2, 14); //number of permutations
  float total_value = 0, max_value = 0, money_value;
  int bananas_purchased, i, j, max_bananas;

  char permutations[n][14], max_permutation[14];
 
 
  initialize_values(value_adam, value_sister);
  get_permutations(permutations);
 
  for(bananas_purchased = 6; bananas_purchased < 9; bananas_purchased++) {
    money_value = bananas_purchased * .48 * 1.42;
    for(i = 0; i < n; i++) {
      if(!valid_case(permutations[i], bananas_purchased))
        continue;
     
      total_value = banana_value(permutations[i]) - money_value;
      if(total_value > max_value) {
        max_value = total_value;
        max_bananas = bananas_purchased;
        for(j=0;j<14;j++)
          max_permutation[j] = permutations[n][j];
      }
    }
  }
 
  printf("Max Value: %f\nBananas Purchased: %d\n", max_value, bananas_purchased);
  for(i = 0; i < 14; i++)
    if(max_permutation[i])
      putchar('1');
    else
      putchar('0');
 
 
  putchar('\n');
  exit(EXIT_SUCCESS);
}

void initialize_values(float array1[7], float array2[7]) {
  int d = 0;
  for(; d < 7; d++)
    array1[d] = ceil(.22*pow(d, 3) - 2.7*pow(d, 2) + 7.7*d + 3.8);
 
  for(d = 0; d < 7; d++)
    array2[d] = array1[6-d];
}

void get_permutations(char array[][14]) {
  int i[14] = {0};
  int j = -1, k, a = 0;
  for(;i[0]<2;i[0]++)
    for(;i[1]<2;i[1]++)
      for(;i[2]<2;i[2]++)
        for(;i[3]<2;i[3]++)
          for(;i[4]<2;i[4]++)
            for(;i[5]<2;i[5]++)
              for(;i[6]<2;i[6]++)
                for(;i[7]<2;i[7]++)
                  for(;i[8]<2;i[8]++)
                    for(;i[9]<2;i[9]++)
                      for(;i[10]<2;i[10]++)
                        for(;i[11]<2;i[11]++)
                          for(;i[12]<2;i[12]++)
                            for(;i[13]<2;i[13]++)
                              for(j++, k=0; k < 14; k++)
                                array[j][k] = i[k];
                        
}

bool valid_case(char permutation[14], int bananas) {
  int n_adam = 0, n_sister = 0; //number of bananas eaten by each
  int i = 0, bananas_left = bananas;

  for(; i < 14; i += 2) {
    if(permutation[i]) //banana eaten by adam
      if(--bananas_left < 0)
        return(false);
      else
        n_adam++;
   
    if(permutation[i+1]) //banana eaten by sister
      if(--bananas_left < 0)
        return(false);
      else
        n_sister++;
    
    if(!permutation[i] && !permutation[i+1]) //lil bro steals a banana
      if(bananas_left > 0) //but only if there is one left to steal!
        bananas_left--;
  }
 
  if(abs(n_adam - n_sister) > 1)
    return(false);
   
  return(true);
     
}

float banana_value(char permutation[14]) {
  float v = 0;
  int i = 0;
 
  for(; i < 14; i += 2)
    if(permutation[i])
      v += value_adam[i/2];
     
  for(i = 0; i < 14; i += 2)
    if(permutation[i])
      v+= value_sister[i/2];
     
  return(v);
}

Output:
Max Value: 48.228798
Bananas Purchased: 7
00111100111100

For my permutation strings, the order is:
day 0 adam, day 0 sister, day 1 adam, day 2 sister, ...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:40

>>36
Not a valid proof.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:44

>>38
Where does it go wrong?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:46

..did i mess it up? i think 3 days / w 8 bananas is probably off...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:48

>>38
You're indexing from 0, so on day 0 no one eats a banana meaning that the brother steals one.

This problem can't be done in LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:49

>>41
Intended for >>39

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:54

>>41 lol just start from 1?

[three days] should have been  (5*4/2 * 3^2) + (4 * 3) + 1

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 0:58

>>43
What do you mean just start indexing from 1?

Then you're not taking the maximum values from the graph. How are you sure that your is the optimal solution anymore?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 1:10

>>44
That is not me.

Value of a banana: (* 5 (* 1.42 .48)) -> 3.408
Value of you eating a banana on the first day: 4.0
If you don't eat a banana on the first day your brother eats one, so effectively the value of eating a banana on the first day is 7.408, which is larger than six.

This idea became a bit convoluted because I completely forgot about the brother, but it seems I got lucky and it still works.
{0 1 2 3} and {2 3 4 5} or {0 1 2 3 4} and {3 4 5}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 1:37

>>45
, so effectively the value of eating a banana on the first day is 7.40
This logic is flawed. The value of eating a banana on day one is still 4.

The idea behind the problem is to actually program a solution. Not look at the graph and guess what seems right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 2:01

>>46
I'm not guessing, and the logic isn't flawed. Quick bruteforcer agrees with me:


(define (c d) (ceiling (+ (* .22 (* d d d)) (* -2.7 (* d d)) (* 7.7 d) 3.8)))
(define me-values (map c (range 7)))
(define sister-values (reverse me-values))
(define banana-value (* 5 1.42 .48))

(define (max b . bs)
  (define (maxh b bs)
    (if (null? bs) b (maxh (if (< (cdr b) (cdar bs)) (car bs) b) (cdr bs))))
  (maxh b bs))

(define (eat who trace day)
  (cond ((eq? who 'M) (cons (cons 'M (car trace)) (+ (list-ref me-values day) (cdr trace))))
        ((eq? who 'S) (cons (cons 'S (car trace)) (+ (list-ref sister-values day) (cdr trace))))
        ((eq? who 'MS) (cons (cons 'MS (car trace)) (+ (list-ref me-values day) (list-ref sister-values day) (cdr trace))))
        ((eq? who 'B) (cons (cons 'B (car trace)) (cdr trace)))))

(define (recban trace day bananas)
  (if (= day 7) trace
      (cond ((= bananas 0) trace)
            ((= bananas 1) (max (eat 'M trace day)
                                (eat 'S trace day)
                                (eat 'B trace day)))
            (else (max (recban (eat 'M trace day) (+ day 1) (- bananas 1))
                       (recban (eat 'S trace day) (+ day 1) (- bananas 1))
                       (recban (eat 'B trace day) (+ day 1) (- bananas 1))
                       (recban (eat 'MS trace day) (+ day 1) (- bananas 2)))))))

(define (bananas banana-count)
  (let ((ans (recban '(null . 0) 0 banana-count)))
    (cons (car ans) (- (cdr ans) (* banana-count banana-value)))))


> (list bananas (range 6 9))
'(((S S M M M M . null) . 34.552)
 ((S S MS M M M . null) . 40.144000000000005)
 ((S MS MS M M M . null) . 42.736000000000004))

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 2:05

>>47
Cleaner:

[code]
(define (bananas banana-count)
  (let ((ans (recban (cons '() 0) 0 banana-count)))
    (cons (reverse (car ans)) (- (cdr ans) (* banana-count banana-value)))))

(map bananas (range 6 9))
'(((M M M M S S) . 34.552)
  ((M M M MS S S) . 40.144000000000005)
  ((M M M MS MS S) . 42.736000000000004))

Name: Over Bananas Thread 2013-01-21 2:55

This thread has too many instances of the word banana.
You can't reply anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 2:59

unless you use the word banana? ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 4:13

And after all that, i looked back at the problem and saw that last line
>The number of bananas consumed by my sister and I cannot differ by more than 1 for a given week.
ugh, i bet that would make the math ugly (program not so much)
banana

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 7:17

>>51
No, that shrinks the problem domain dramatically. Now you only have to check a linear number of bananas, rather than every partition of size 2 of the number of bananas.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-21 22:09

>>52
Doesn't mean it won't make the code looks worse.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 4:06

>>53
that would make the math ugly (program not so much)
Take less drugs, kids

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:22

>>54 no u, see >>32,33,35,43
but really, trimming a few combinations off doesn't really seem too bad, just need to check -1<=x-y<=1 on each possible combo for validation...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 6:30

actually, as a program, i would probably just go base 4, then trim everything....

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 8:03

/ branches get pruned // leaves get trimmed /? ^^ running over 65536 leaf nodes In Parallel !

http://soundcloud.com/hugoletras/roots-manuva_witness-the-fitness xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 8:15

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 10:13

>>57
"I summon up the power of banana clan!" xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 20:40

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 20:48

Swiggin that hebrew juice
Now we deh 'pon it boost
Set dem spirit dem loose ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 22:00

>>57-61
What the fuck is the point of this, fagshit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 22:10

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 22:42

>>63
What the fuck is the point of this, fagshit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:42

>>64
The point is to have you get laid, so we don't have to deal with your anger issues here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 0:20

part #1 ( -the generator- ^^ )

b_base = 4;

b_power = [1:7];

for (iter = b_power)

  b_long(iter) = b_base .^ b_power(iter);

  endfor;

b_mat(1:b_long(7),1:b_power(7)) = 0;

i_vec = [1:b_base];

j_vec = i_vec( ones(1,b_long(6)),: );

b_mat(:,1) = j_vec(:);

for(iter = b_power(1:6))

  s_mat = [];

  s_mat(1:b_long(iter), 1:b_long(7 - iter)) = 0;

  s_mat(:) = j_vec(:);

  s_mat2 = s_mat';

  b_mat(:,iter+1) = s_mat2(:);

  size(s_mat)

  endfor;

b_mat

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 3:50

...kind of lazy today, so just the first condition for the banana's thread...
selector = sum((b_mat > 1) .+ (b_mat == 4), 2) < 9;
Not bad, eh? eh? =D /reposted here for anti-thread-spaghettitation purposes.. ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 1:54

Who is this faggot that keeps using this "^^" emoticon or whatever the fuck it is?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 2:21

>>68
Dunno. I personally use only =) and ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:00

>>69
Go back to gaia.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:03

>>66
What in the buttfucking Jesus am I reading?
for(iter = b_power)?

>>68
That ``hehe =)'' guy. I think he's actually retarded, in a very literal sense.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:27

it's an octave/matlab thing.. ^^ loops are based on vectors..

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:30

>>68
See how >>72 doesn't even seem to care? Maybe his mom dropped him when he was little.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 22:49

>>73 what are you yapping about?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 0:26

>>66
You wrote this code like shit. Get better

>>71
That ``hehe =)'' guy
I think that's the same dude that wrote the Lisp code above.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 0:38

it's a draft version ^^ the power is not in the tidiness of the code.. it's in the flexibility xD it can handle whatever new rules are thrown at it, just by adding a few more 'conditions', rather than rewriting the generator each time..

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 4:18

>>76
Fuck off with your emoticons you insufferable little twat.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 5:36

it can handle whatever new rules are thrown at it, just by adding a few more 'conditions'
it's flexible in that you have to change the code when you want it to do something else
my FUCKING FACE

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 6:00

ah you made me laugh ^^
what kind of magical codes do you use then?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 9:50

>>75
the same dude that wrote the Lisp code above.
He's way too fucking dumb for that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 12:08

Suppose that the value I get from eating a banana

value? It is a banana, you eat it for pleasure.... "value"? Are you a jew?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 15:54

>>81
Utilitarianism is not Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:51

>>82
Jews invented mathematics, and since everything is mathematics, and utilitarianism is in the set everything, utilitarianism is jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:52

>>83
Muslims are in the set everything too.

Time to make those C-4 blocks kosher.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:53

>>83
Jews invented mathematics
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:54

>>84
C-4 is chemistry, which is just applied physics, which is just applied mathematics, which is just applied judaism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:58

>>83
There was no single person who invented mathematics. Mathematics was used, and technically invented, by many cultures around the world. These cultures used their own form of mathematics, which could be considered 'math' in their time and how they used it. These cultures include the Mayans, Indians, Greeks, and Chinese, India and Greece. These forms of math spread throughout the world, and eventually became the math we know today.

 However, there are many topics under 'math'. We do know the sole inventor of Algebra, but Algebra isn't math as a whole, so the inventor can only be credited for Algebra, the certain subject of math that helps people solve real world problems. The inventor was Arabic scholar Al-Khwarizmi (c. 780 - c. 850). He invented what is known today as 'Algebra'.

 Though many cultures before Al-Khwarizmi had used different forms of algebraic methods (such as the Babylonians), Al-Khwarizmi is still considered the "father of Algebra" because of his extensive work, knowledge, and wisdom to know that he was using, and inventing, Algebra.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:59

>>87
Consider yourself trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 16:59

>>87
Arabic scholar Al-Khwarizmi
MATHEMATICS ARE AL-HALAALTM

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:30

>>88
Consider your dubs checked, sister

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 22:51

>>80
Contrary to popular belief on /prog/, Lisp code does not require smart people to write.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 23:26

>>87
A-rabs are just self-hating Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 1:41

This problem is cool and all, but why can't you guys just buy more than a bunch of bananas?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 1:46

>>93
they are poorfags

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 1:52

>>47
The number of bananas consumed by my sister and I cannot differ by more than 1 for a given week.
((M M M MS MS S) . 42.736000000000004))
3 from your sister and 5 for yourself. Fucking greedy little shit. This is not Utilitarianism at all.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 20:17

>>92
Arabrahams

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 20:19

PUISSANT PROGRAMATORE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 20:24

>>95
I should error check and edit everything I do. '(M M MS MS S S) has the same value if I recall this problem correctly.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 21:08

>>1
My name is Adam
Why do you bear such a talmudic name, when there are great nordic names, like Adolf and Armin?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 21:13

>>1
So God gave life to both Adam and Eva. Does that mean that the whole ugly tribe born out of incest?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 22:40

>>99
It's not a talmudic name. Christians and Muslims use it as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-20 23:44



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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 1:59

>>102
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Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 2:11

Write a program to demonstrate the number of bananas that Adam's sister can fit in her vagina.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 8:06

>>101
Why would you follow abrahamic fanatics, responsible for the dark ages?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 10:14

>>105
It feels good smoking that mj

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 13:28

>>105
Religion wasn't responsible for the dark ages moron.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 13:36

>>107
Yeah! And abrahamists never burned books!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 14:18

>>108
Why don't you go read up on the dark ages and the events leading up to it before you start running your mouth you pile of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-21 14:44

>>109
I don't wanna!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 15:28

Wow this thread is bananas.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-30 16:10

>>111
Holy shit! Sugoi trips!

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-09 18:59

>>112
thanks bro

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-09 22:19

Eat all of the bananas on day 0 and spend the rest of the time raping the brother and sister.

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