/prog/ - if you could delete /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 18:58

you have a button, if you click it /prog/ would be deleted from history and it would never give another board like it. Whish thread would you read a last time before you push it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 19:02

None. Push, delete and reimplement ``in Lisp''. JEWS are welcome.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 19:05

I push the button that deletes the jews instead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 19:18

I push the button that deletes the towelhead shitskinned salamibombers instead.

>>3
Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 19:23

>>1
An informative thread about the evilness of jews.
>>4
Shalom Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 19:26

>>1
I wouldn't push the button. If I lost interest in /prog/ I'd just stop visiting it instead of destroying it, which would probably upset others.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 19:33

>>5
Don't you have some halaal sandniggerettes to explode, nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 20:17

>>7
No he doesn't, as he's not a kike, thus he doesn't do that sort of thing.
He does have a lotttttttttt of kikes to decapitate though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 20:29

>>8
But only sandniggers bomb themselves. The people of Israel don't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 20:48

I would push the button that deletes the antisemitic non-humour content, as well as its author.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 20:52

I would push the button that results in me getting dubs. In this case, that button would be ``Reply''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 20:58

>>1
:s/\/prog\//reddit;

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 21:38

>>10
Shalom kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 21:43

I'm addicted to /prog/ and it's destroying my family.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 21:49

>>14
If you mean "my parents don't like it when I come here", then you're too young for /prog/.

If you mean "my wife and children need me but I'm too busy blaming everything on the Jews", you're a fucking faggot who brought problems willingly to his own life, then you're too neurotypical for /prog/.

A good lexical parser would optimize those two sentences to a simple "fuck off", which is guaranteed to run in O(1) time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 22:01

Why would I press that button? This board is fantastic.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 22:02

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 0:07

I have a dream where the JEWS guy and the SANDNIGGERS guy hold hands and sing songs in a park.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 0:32

One day you'll die of /prog/ overdose. Push the button.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 0:37

I would read the fibonacci butt sort thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 1:31

Ever notice how racist the jews are?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 1:44

LOL jews!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 4:55

>>3 die Endlösung der Judenfrage

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 14:27

Newlisp isn't Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 15:51

>>1
Due to finite nature of the Universe, history will repeat itself, after the Universe goes through all possible states (i.e. integer overflow). So such button is impossible and you're a Jew, because such button would require some Yahweh infinity and you believe in it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 17:14

>>25
illogical cretin piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 20:48

>>25 lol do you have any idea how long that would take?
Take my favorite number !256, and look at the number of combinations. Now try replacing 256 with 10^80 (not even counting empty spaces, but nor factoring in element similarity, quantummy stuff etc)... how will the moon return to where it was (isn't it slowly falling)? What about particles turned to anti-matter and destroyed?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 21:17

Even then, you kind of assume the universe behaves like a shift register, stepping through each state only once (maybe..), and each state only leading to one next state (ie being completely deterministic... not very likely) =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 21:52

>>25 also that kind of implies an infinite loop, in which if the button was built once, it would be rebuilt in every reiteration... So?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:44

restoring...

if you could delete /prog/

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