Fuck you

I'm leaving forever.

i will miss you :(

Who will I go to for my daily bj!? ;(

See you tomorrow later today!

>>1
Shalom!

You can't just leave /prog/. It's such a massive pile of shit that it has its own gravitational pull. When you finally reach here, you're here to stay.

>>6
Why don't you test that theory by going back to /g/.

>>7
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>OMG OMG EGIN!
>EGIN!
>EGIN!

>>7
Honestly, there's better programming discussion on /g/ than on /frog/.
>>8
I have a feeling your keyboard doesn't appreciate being abused like that. Rubber dome/membrane keyboards (the most common type nowadays) lose their perkiness over time, feeling "mushy" after repeated keypresses. Holding them down for repeating letters (such as in your "llllellll... and whatnot") will decrease the lifespan of your keyboard... that is, unless you're using a glorious mechanical keyboard. But even then, in cases like buckling spring switches, they can still deteriorate over time.

And no, I will not /backplate getgoes/ or /polecat kebabs/, or any other anagram you can come up with.

>>9
I have destroyed my Filco with rage. I loved the feel of the keys, the sound. I felt superior with my 200$ keyboard, I thought it would last a lifetime, but that was a (solid, sturdy) piece of shit. Retarded japanese ``engineers'' can't design a controller to filter key bouncing. Do not remind me this niiiiggghtttmaaare.
First one was RMAed. Second had the same problem after two months. I spent my time cleaning the cherry switches, changing the values of debouncing with xkbset, I even replaced some of the german switches and started to study the datasheet of the controller. That problem is well-known but censored on mechanical keyboards forum. Nobody who spent that stupid amount of money in a keyboard want to hear it's shit.
I bought a good lenovo rubber dome for 10$ and I don't think of it anymore. Just like before. It's a fucking keyboard and it will last 10 years, like every shitty rubber dome on earth and unlike those shitty mechanical switches.

>>10
Filco is shit. Buy a refurbished IBM Model M.

>>11
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EGIN MODEL M GRO!
CHECK OUT MY ANCIENT TECHNO DINO SHIT!
LEL I"M SUCH A LE HIPSTER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ENJOI UR RUBBER DOME GAYMEN KEYBOARD AMIRITE?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>EGIN

>>12
someone's mad

>>11
That's what I planned first, but I saw a picture of the ebay refurbisher: 300lbs at least. I can't trust a guy like that, he can't be honest.
Cheap mushy rubber domes are never faulty, they are high precision tool. One keypress is always one keypress. Nasa engineers work with them.

Can I progam mechanical keyboards to press the keys for me with Symta? Like a player-piano, it would be a typer-keyboard.

he's probably leaving because hes a jew! LOL!

I wanted to buy the mechanical Das Keyboard without key inscriptions when it came out, but I worked in a large room back then, and the sound would make everyone else mad.  Then I moved on to my next job in a fucking huge open workspace.  Then I moved again, into another open workspace, without fucking cubicles.  Currently I am moving again, and into yet another fucking room without fucking walls between computers.  Who the fuck thought that getting rid of cubicle walls (let alone separate rooms for engineers) was a good fucking idea?
So it's 2013 already, and I still type with a sticky rubber dome $10 shit keyboard.

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