Ohfuck

Where do I have to go to meet other programmers who know their shit?

Preferably Unix centric without all these 16 years who need you to chew every line of code 3 times for them, so they can later claim they built their innovative count-to-1000 software themselves.

I mean, not that they aren't entertaining sometimes. But most of the time you just want to line them up at a wall and tell them they are to either name me one not computer-related hobby they have or you'll shoot them.

*years old

Thank you.

They don't exist.

Not on here.

Not any forum.

Programmers who know their shit don't waste their time shitposting on /prog/, so it's unlikely one will come across your post.

They're too busy programming.

Programmers who know their shit have long ascended to another plane of existence.

``UNIX'' is for retards. The only people who cares about that shit these days is macfags (superficially at least), octogenarian programmers, and unemployed linux retards.

>>5
Die in a cunt, faggot.

>>5,6
Note that Microsoft Windows is actually a crappy copy of UNIX. UNIX and C are the cancer that has been killing computing for forty years.

>>7

Windows is VMS/VAX, not UNIX.

VAX MY ANUS

>>8
Windows doesn't run on VAX!

>>7
Wat

>>7
UNIX and C are the cancer that has been killing computing for forty years.
Explain yourself. The real cancer is JavaShit, you know.