/prog/ - How can I quit shitposting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 23:56

Is that even possible?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 0:01

No. There is no free will. Even this doggerel that pours from my pen has just been written by another twenty telepathic men; word for word it says: Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 0:02

>>2
That was beautiful.

Now check my binary dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 0:19

There's no /rehab/ board?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 2:57

>>4
Why would you want to quit shit posting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 10:20

>>5
Obviously to become more productive. Shitposting steals time and wastes effort better suited for trolling.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 10:23

What's darker than a French whore's armpit?

Nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 10:37

>>6 optimized shitpost's -> troll-mines ?
eg. an Irrelevent Factoid; uk gun deaths last year(?): 35, USA : 11,400.... USA WINS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 11:54

>>8
You forgot to normalize for population, ``faggot''.

>>7
va te faire enculer connard

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 13:36

>>9
Back to Le Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 16:22

>>10
va te faire foutre, connard

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 17:31

va te faire

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 19:36

>>9 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate
seems like ~60% are suicides though..?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 21:01

>>13
nice, my country is in the last place

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 21:12

>>14
Chile is a fine and civilized place. Augusto Pinochet saved it from the communist barbarity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 21:25

>>15
Authoritarian American-instated dictator TSK!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 21:36

>>15
That's how you thank the guy who saved your country from planned economy? Fucking jewish media, people are really unable to think for themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-14 23:02

>>15
sure... usa is in 10th place because of all the communism....makes sense

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 0:24

>>18
Yo kid, you live in a sitcom decor, just shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 2:02

maybe that (NRA) dude on the tv was -partly- right about all of the pharmaceuticals though.... it's like a clash of titans, hard to tell who makes more money, the weapon-makers or the drug-makers..? <- which will probably decide who wins...
smoke weed, and carry a big stick !
All these guys armed to the teeth, but could they even make one weapon themself? Mr. Neanderthal would be disappoint
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_(staff) 'The Grandfather of all Weapons'

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 2:06

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Baguadao_(八卦刀).jpg ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 2:07

erp... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Baguadao_%28%E5%85%AB%E5%8D%A6%E5%88%80%29.jpg ?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 5:06

Baguadao_man says 'Pfft. Assault rifle's are for Pussies!'

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 6:04

i can shitposting

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 7:00

You cut your penis and marry a jewess. Then you'll get high-paid job at Google/Microsoft and will only be posting about how all goyim are "jealous racist cretins"

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 10:12

>>25
jealous illogical racist piece of shit. die in a fire.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 13:22

>>26
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-15 14:17

White supremacists lost their cultural heritage a long time ago. If you do not know who the true Aryans were, then please read: Avesta, Mahabharata, Manusmriti, Naqs-i Rustam Inscription, Purana's, & Rig-Veda. Also research the Hindu, Vedic & Zoroastrians.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 5:25

>>1
Join a programming forum/irc channel/newsgroup/mailing list/book club/tea party that isn't related to 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 6:09

>>29
Joined my local hometown forum (http://forum.glazey.info), which is owned by a Jewish person, with last name "Tolsky".

They banned me after the first anti-semitic post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 6:12

>>29
They don't want me.
I guess I will continue shitposting here with the morbidly obese neckbeards, the peodophiles, the nazis, the manic-depressives, the self-mutilated transsexuals, the lisp programmers, the polymorphous perverses, the cat lovers, the psycho-killers, the antisemitic jews, the weeaboos, the tin-foil hats, the french people, the socially inepts and all the scum of the earth.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 6:15

>>31
They don't want me.
Why should some http://news.ycombinator.com want you? Are you are no Aaron Swartz and your mom isn't Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-16 6:23

>>32
Correct. I could download porn in a closet at the public library and be sued and commit suicide, my story wouldn't get a single upboat on HN. Even though I helped my father paint the living room at the age of 14.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-17 12:48

bump

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:50

restoring...

How can I quit shitposting?

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