/prog/ - Need help fixig an idiot

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 20:41

My girlfriend's mother is an idiot. Not, you know, medically retarded, just incredibly stupid, gullible, and stubborn. I've cleaned the same set of viruses off of her computer 7 times now. Always infected via facebook. One of her 'friends' on facebook keeps telling her to uninstall Avast and AVG, and to download some trojan-filled clusterfuck that claims to protect against viruses but just invites them in.

I can clean her computer pretty easily. What i need is a firewall that will specifically prevent her from going to facebook. Ever. Just something that will redirect her to a plain white page saying something along the lines of 'the page you're attempting to access was blocked because it contained harmful viruses, we're sorry for the inconvenience.'

Anyone have a program that can do this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 20:44

hostsfile facebook to 127.0.0.1 and run a web server

It's a bad idea, though. You're the gullible one for getting roped into always cleaning it. IT support is the most soul-destroying career you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy, but you apparently do it for a hobby.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 20:46

Read the title of your thread. The error is with the idiot, not the idiot's tool.

In any case, you could probably just add a redirect in her hosts file.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 21:09

You're incredibly stupid, gullible and stubborn for getting a girlfriend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 1:56

tell her to fuck off, jesus op what fuck is wrong with you?
i really hate people like you. consider suicide tonight

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 3:00

>>1 get her ubuntu, and selling to her it was the only choice available. Also, make her a restricted user. No rm -f, mv /dev/null, etc.. The rest send her to a local *nix group nearby or college. Bootcamp that woman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 6:23

>>6
"I forgot my password. Do you remember it?"
"Command line? Terminal?"
"Why can't I watch Netflix? This computer is stupid. You're stupid. I don't know what muh baby girl sees in your dumb computer-illiterate ass."

Yeah, that's what happens when you help stupid.

Wear a condom or you'll be tied via stupidspawn. You've been warned...

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 6:37

>>7
That's exactly why people need a television with facebook surfing abilities instead of a computer.
Tell her this:
"I'm sorry Ma'am, but I think you've been tricked into spending your money for a machine that you are definitely unqualified to use."

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 7:01

>>4
You're incredibly stupid, gullible and stubborn for getting a girlfriend.
No, there's nothing wrong with getting a girlfriend. He's incredibly stupid for agreeing to become tech support for his girlfriends mom however.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 7:05

Is your girlfriend's mother also 2D?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 7:26

>>9
No, there's nothing wrong with getting a girlfriend.
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 8:41

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 8:46

>>11
Shut up bro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 9:54

>>12-13
Shut up /b/ros.

Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 11:05

Kill them both and cook them.

Need help fixig an idiot

1 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 20:41

2 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 20:44

3 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 20:46

4 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-12 21:09

5 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 1:56

6 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 3:00

7 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 6:23

8 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 6:37

9 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 7:01

10 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 7:05

11 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 7:26

12 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 8:41

13 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 8:46

14 Name: Anonymous 2013-01-13 9:54

15 Name: VIPPER 2013-01-13 11:05