CP should be legal and am not a pedo

I am not a pedo, am attracted to girls ~16-36ish but would never try anything with someone under 18. That out of the way, let me explain why I think CP should be legal.

On a technical scale:

Computer files are strings of binary. Binary consists of 1's and 0's. Anything that can be expressed as a binary string can be expressed as a decimal number also. On a logical level, CP images can not be separated from the decimal number that their binary string converts to. CP being illegal means that some large numbers are illegal. Most laws say that encrypted CP is illegal also. But, that is illogical. With the proper key to decrypt and the proper algorithm, ANYTHING CAN BE ENCRYPTED CP.

Let's say the number 5,683,283 is a decimal number that converts to a binary string that is interpreted as a CP image by an image viewing program. This is not the case, the number is much smaller than the sort of numbers that would make any type of picture, but just for example. Let's say that 827,392,293,538 is the decimal number that represents a binary string that is interpreted by an OS as a video game. The difference between 5,683,283 and 827,392,293,538 is 827,386,610,255. So the video game is cipher text, the key is 827,386,610,255 and the decryption algorithm is to subtract the key from the ciphertext to get the plain text. OMG that means the video game you just downloaded is encrypted CP!!!! Everything on the fucking internet is encrypted CP because with some key you can convert it to CP.

>>1
I think you think you are a clever, unique individual for discovering the relationship between large numbers and arbitrary files.

You are not.

>>1
That's not it. The real issue is that possession crimes make it really easy to frame people. Hate your neighbour? Plant a USB drive with CP or a bag of cocaine in their place and call the cops.

>>3
Also, possession crimes make it a lot more profitable to produce and sell whatever is banned.

>>3
Especially strict liability crimes, which our current anti-paedo culture makes possession of delicious lolis.

The chances of a collision are less likely than you think. But still, I wonder how deep the chain of those anti-hacking tool laws will go. Will we one day need a license to own a compiler just because someone *might* rewrite LOIC in it? Before you say that's absured, remember that lots of over-the-counter medicines are restricted just because someone *might* make meth out of them.

>>4
All the places that sell `CP' (read: naked Russian girls dressed as fairies) make very sure to put at least 5000 disclaimers saying that they are selling art and that nothing they sell is illegal.

>>4
So are you saying the entire War on Drugs™ and the 1.4e9 taxpayer dollars spent on it have been for nothing?

>>5
anti-paedo culture
Kindly seek professional help.

>>6
Will we one day need a license to own a compiler just because someone *might* rewrite LOIC in it?
If you live in the United States of Hysteria, probably.

All the places that sell `CP' (read: naked Russian girls dressed as fairies) make very sure to put at least 5000 disclaimers saying that they are selling art and that nothing they sell is illegal.
You would know, sicko.

>>1 you are a moron.

>>6
In ed2k I've have seen a few hardcore CP videos, with 9yo boys being raped in the ass (just lurk pthc, kidzilla, hussyfan, childfugga)

where do they sell them?

>>10
Looking to buy some?

>>10-11
why don't you take this somewhere else, like Sing-Sing?

So are you saying the entire War on Drugs™ and the 1.4e9 taxpayer dollars spent on it have been for nothing?
Yes. Much like alcohol prohibition was, and gun control laws soon will be.

I just made a Scheme program that interprets every file as encrypted CP

>>14
Show us. *Prepares to dial the bandits*

>>1
That's one of the most stupid logic I've read here.

>>11
No. I'm just interested in the business model.

>>6
The analogy with drugs isn't very good in my opinion. Medicine can be dangerous if used improperly and you have no use of it if you are healthy.

Compiler, on the other hand, is universally useful program.

>>13
gun control laws soon will be.
What country are you talking about?

>>9
>>16
You're morons and retards, while it may look atrocious, it is not wrong. What he said is 100% true, and you can't deny it. Given proper algorithms every file on your PC could be in reality an encrypted CP video.

In order to decrypt something, you must have first encrypted it. Therefore your video file is not an encrypted CP file if it was not created by actually encrypting a CP file.

Also, finding a transformation from some arbitrary file to child pornography is likely to be astronomically expensive (unless you use diff or something else that quite clearly references both input and output files), and will only apply to that single file.

SICP should be legal and am not a Sussman

uh-oh. I may have been saying to much.