brief summary of languages

real programmers: c, c++, assembly, perl
wannabe programmers: python, java, ruby
complete retards: c#, javascript, objective c, vb
neckbeards with autism: haskell, lisp, scheme
absolutely no-one: d, go, ada, delphi

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I think people like you don't understand programming. A programming language is only the hammer we use to program. It is arbitrary. A good programmer can build a program in every paradigm. He can use imperative, object-oriented, functional, logic, stack based, concatenative, data flow, aspect oriented and a couple more.  He should be able to understand it all. Be able to use it.

Therefore you are a weak programmer. You are just a pussy trying to hide your incompetence by implicitly saying you belong in the real programmers category. But real programmers don't really care about the hammer. They can use every hammer. Of course they have preferences. In the real world, they have to use, what there is. Sometimes a existing project is written in Python. Simply demanding to be able to write in C is a sure sign of delusions. You won't get payed for that attitude.