brief summary of languages

real programmers: c, c++, assembly, perl
wannabe programmers: python, java, ruby
complete retards: c#, javascript, objective c, vb
neckbeards with autism: haskell, lisp, scheme
absolutely no-one: d, go, ada, delphi

>>11
^``I USE THEM THEREFORE THEY ARE THE BEST^''

-- fagshit cretin-kun