It is my pleasure to invite everyone (except Nikita) to the first annual Gay /prog/rider meetup! This years meet up will be held in Akihabara, Tokyo on 2012/03/25 at ニガー·クィアメイドカフェ. The meetup will be help between 7:00PM to 3:00AM, then we shall all retire to the private BDSM rooms beneath the cafe. Condoms will be provided by the meetup organizers.
For the safety of all participants, the follow rules have been established:
1 - All HIV positive people should disclose their choice to the those who have not been gifted.
2 - No drugging will be tolerated. Anyone found to have put GHB into another's drink will be asked to leave.
3 - Anyone engaging in sadomasochistic play is strangely encouraged to establish a "safety word" so that things do not get out of hand.
I warmly anticipate the meetup and hope that we can all have fun!
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Anonymous2013-01-10 22:36
Will Abelson be making an appearance?
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RMS!jQFSmKo1CU2013-01-10 22:42
I'll be there! Oh boy!
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Anonymous2013-01-10 22:53
everyone (except Nikita) JEWISH TRAP DETECTED
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Anonymous2013-01-11 0:34
Well my first gay experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.
Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
When I was a little boy, all the koolkidz sat at the back of the bus, and since I annoyed the shit out of the driver, she sent me back there with the high school kids. One day, there was a guy who had some clay left over from art or something, and after all the other people got off (our stops were among the last, he shaped it into a cock and asked me if I knew what it was. I said that it was a pee-pee or something, and he asking if it looked like mine. I said no, so he asked to see. After a little persuading, I let him see, then he wanted to touch it. He did and shook it a little. The next day, he offered to let me see his, to be fair. I wasn't really interested, but he showed me anyway, and had me touch his hard cock. I don't think he came, but he definitely enjoyed it too much. After he put it away, he apologized and told me not to tell anyone. He wasn't on the bus the next day, and I decided to sit at the front, never having the experience again.
Live with 2 gay men, I am a regular, masculine man
One is a magnificent flaming homo who is a ton of fun and my best friend because I'm a regular fag and he kinda complements me
Other is militant transgenderqueer (Never did find out why he needs that term specifically) who was born a woman, but lives life as a gay man
Always get shit from TGQ about how I'm "mocking the gay lifestyle" with my "cis privilege" when I don crazy drag queen makeup to head to the gay bar with the other guy
TGQ gets hyper disgusted whenever I have my boyfriend over
Makes gagging noises when we kiss or hug
Complains about hearing us have sex, refuses to not stand right outside my door (My bedroom is 2 floors down from his)
Hits on my boyfriend, rants when rejected that his "mind is closed by conservative media!!!"
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Anonymous2013-01-11 16:03
>>9
Ugg. Pedophiles are the worst. They leave empty shells of people in they paths and don't deserve to live. It infuriates me that these "people" are sharing the same earth as me and you.
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Anonymous2013-01-11 16:25
/prog/ would be a nice place without the jews and the faggots.
>>18
You're thinking of Mormons. An alcoholic beverage made from sand, sweat, and goat piss is extremely popular in the Islamic world; in private, of course.
>>25
Russia is not third world. Russia could never be third world. It is impossible, by definition. Third world countries were countries that were unaffiliated during the cold war. Ask yourself: does this describe Russia?
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Anonymous2013-01-12 1:21
my pussy smells like dick
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Anonymous2013-01-12 2:09
Japanese fanboyism Yammering about how your life sucks because you're a faggot, transexual, fatty, etc.
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Anonymous2013-03-11 15:55
Remember last time when we took turns shitting in Kodak's mouth, then named him "toilet scrubber" when he tried to brush his teeth? Good times, good times....