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Guile is a bad Scheme implementation

Name: Guile is a bad Scheme 2013-01-10 17:55

Guile is a bad Scheme implementation

Name: SAME IN ALL FIELDS MEME FAN 2013-01-10 18:20

SAME IN ALL FIELDS MEME FAN

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:28

It's R5RS compliant and has its share of libraries. What's wrong with it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:34

>>3
R5RS is shit. R6RS is where all the bitches are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:37

>>3
Backtrace:
In unknown file:
Also in 2.0, compile errors fail to give line numbers, and it somehow throws out garbage (chunks of memory?) instead of intelligible error messages.
Basically it's shit impossible to debug.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:38

>>4
Common Lisp is over there, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 18:52

>>6 hey fuck you, CL is the lisp that gets shit done while you schemelings argue about pretty code and cling to some substandard instead of talking to ANSI. you make me sick

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:05

>>7
Lisp is the wrong language to use if you want to "get shit done".

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 22:51

>>8

(require :singularity)
(require :telepathy)

(defvar stats (telepathy:load-stats "brain-wave-stats.lisp"))
(defvar telepathy-module (telepathy:create-module))
(calibrate telepathy-module stats)
(connect telepathy-module :target-type 'user)

(defvar singularity (singularity:create :memory-bound (mem 320 :type 'yoda-bytes) :state-network-key-file "distributed-consciousness-key.lisp"))
(prepare singularity)
(wake-up singularity)
(connect telepathy-module :target-type 'ai :target singularity)
(give-context singularity (parse 'english "Get my shit done."))
(listen singularity)
(exchange telepathy-module)

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 23:31

>>8 back to /g/, IT guy. get back to your min wage java

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 2:59

Whatever you guys find, tell me. I was planing on using guile for my next browser plugin when I get my shit done. But if it has errors, I might need to make my own for R6RS.

also, what was the scheme2C processor than Chicken, Gambit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 3:32

>>11
Bigloo targets C and JVM: http://www-sop.inria.fr/indes/fp/Bigloo/
stalin compiles to c, and does ``whole program ``optimization'''' http://stalin.sourceforge.net/
scm includes hobbit, but I haven't used it http://people.csail.mit.edu/jaffer/SCM.html

bigloo was the only scheme implementation that targets c that didn't disappoint me in terms of performance. I remember chicken compiled code performing the same as interpreted guile. But my benchmarks are neither comprehensive nor scientific. The best advice is to try them all and then stick with one.

http://community.schemewiki.org/?scheme-faq-standards#implementations


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS[!]i[/!!] http://www.abstractnonsense.com/schemix/

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 3:38

>>12
>schemix
Noice. I wish I had enough knowledge to start updating it to a current Linux system.

Name: Bad Schemer 2013-01-11 3:51

I seriously doubt that!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 3:59

>>12
Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 4:08

>>15 λ

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 10:07

>>12
I made a fork of Stalin. It's called Hitler.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 10:36

>>17
Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:14

>>18
Shalom kike!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 16:24

All bytecode interpreters are bad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 18:06

sonic boom

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 19:02

>>21
The US soundtrack was indeed better.

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