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PROMOTION!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-09 20:52

The oldest guy at work just died; he got in a car wreck on new years eve night and, after 9 days of surgery and an amputation of his leg, he is dead! That means ... I just got promoted to King of the Programmers!

How should I enjoy my new found power? Should I force everyone to wear buttplugs and program in python? Should I mandate that only bubble sort be used? Feed me ideas, lowly serfs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 19:57

Read a bunch of management books with stupid titles like The Winner's Mindset or The Greatest Asset: Being a Smart People-Person in a Lateral Organization, then apply all the things listing in bullet points at the same time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-10 21:54

I'm going to be king of the pirates!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 0:21

I've never gotten a promotion. Maybe because I am a shit programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 9:29

I've never gotten a promotion. Maybe because I have never been employed.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 10:39

I've never gotten a promotion. Maybe because this is le new meme xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:08

>>45
Sure, it's a quality new meme, but is it an Abelson quality meme?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:12

>>42
You're no Straw Hat Luffy, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 14:13

New meme! I love memes!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 18:07

>>1
id go butt hooks and bogo sort

Name: Mcfaggot 2013-01-11 18:28

Python sucks :(

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 18:29

Faggots

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-11 18:58

>>20
PowerShell?
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