PROMOTION!

The oldest guy at work just died; he got in a car wreck on new years eve night and, after 9 days of surgery and an amputation of his leg, he is dead! That means ... I just got promoted to King of the Programmers!

How should I enjoy my new found power? Should I force everyone to wear buttplugs and program in python? Should I mandate that only bubble sort be used? Feed me ideas, lowly serfs.

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Ugh. My mom just walked in on me during a past life regression. I was crawling around the floor slowly. She asked me what I was doing and I told her that she wouldn’t understand. She kept pressing and I told her I was experiencing past life regression. I told her about how I was a tortoise in my past life and about my tortoise memories. I ended up coming out as otherkin to her and had to explain what that meant. She got angry and told me to “grow up” and fill out some job applications online.

I don’t even know why she would tell me to fill out job applications when I’m going to be moving soon. I can’t wait to move. I am so sick of living with a bigotted alcoholic mother who is afraid of what she doesn’t understand.